Billionaires Shift AI Bets: Palantir Exits and Nvidia’s Surge

Let us not romanticize this shift. These are not gambles made in the glow of midnight oil lamps, but cold recalibrations by entities that see the world as a spreadsheet. The billionaires trimming Palantir stakes-Ken Griffin’s Citadel, Stanley Druckenmiller’s Duquesne, Ray Dalio’s Bridgewater-are not fleeing failure, but chasing proximity to power. Palantir, for all its government contracts and enterprise mystique, offers no monopoly on the future. Its code may parse petabytes, but it cannot parse certainty.

The Fall of Nebius: When the AI Dream Turns Into a Nightmare

But the game’s never that simple. The market is a cruel mistress, and the promises of tomorrow rarely survive the morning light. Today, the air around Nebius smells sour. The stock’s taken a dive, down by 7.8%, as if the whole damn thing was built on smoke and mirrors. The headlines are out, guns blazing, warning of an AI bubble ready to pop. And Nebius is caught square in its crosshairs. The dream’s unraveling, and investors are starting to hear the ominous whispers of doubt.

North Korea’s Crypto Heist: EtherHiding 🕵️‍♂️💰🚀

EtherHiding Explained

This whole “EtherHiding” business kicked off in 2023, because apparently, 2023 was the year of “let’s make crypto theft trendy.” The hackers pair this with good old-fashioned social engineering-fake job offers, high-profile interviews, and probably promises of free avocado toast. 🥑📰 They lure victims to malicious websites, where a Loader Script takes over like a bad DJ at a wedding. Then, boom! A smart contract steals your funds faster than you can say “blockchain.”

Standard Lithium’s Equity Offering: A $130M Etiquette Disaster

Standard Lithium owns a lithium operation stretching across East Texas and Arkansas-a venture that recently benefited from the government’s “critical materials” panic. You know, the same panic that made every lithium stock rally harder than a teenager asked to clean their room. But today, Standard Lithium decided to throw its shareholders under the bus. Literally. Not metaphorically. There’s video.

XRP Supply Squeeze: Meme to Market? 🚨

Crypto analyst Zach Rector ignited discussions about XRP’s circulating supply this week after posting on X social media that the “XRP supply shock is not just a meme anymore.” Rector explained that while the concept once seemed exaggerated, developments within the Flare ecosystem are now turning it into a measurable market trend, where on-chain demand could limit liquidity over time. One might say Rector has finally found his muse-or perhaps he’s just chasing the ghost of a bubble. 🕵️‍♂️

Swiss Regulator Calls Out FIFA NFT Platform in Hilarious Legal Showdown

On a day typically reserved for fondue and precise watches, GESPA dropped their formal complaint, claiming that FIFA’s “competitions”-which apparently consist of riddles, challenges, and airdrops-are essentially gambling disguised as digital collectibles. Because nothing says “harmless fun” like gambling with a sprinkle of blockchain, right? 🤔

Harbor Capital Dumps $24M in Comfort Systems Shares

The SEC, that grand arbiter of finance’s finer points, let slip the news on the same date: Harbor Capital had been trimming its sails in Comfort Systems USA during Q3. The arithmetic is plain as day-$23.58 million vanished from their ledger, and now they hold 9,286 shares worth $7.66 million. A ship’s captain might call it a course correction; a man of the markets might call it a midlife crisis.

SolarEdge’s Solar Eclipse: A Tale of Four Analysts and a Modest Rally 🌞

Perincheril, our first host of the affair, began the proceedings on Monday with a most generous gesture, elevating his fair-value estimate from £25 (or its American cousin, $25) to a sprightly $40 per share. One might liken it to a gentleman tipping his hat to a passing cloud. The next three days saw Thakkar, Strouse, and Percoco follow suit, their adjustments ranging from the modest (Thakkar’s $16 to $19) to the merely polite (Strouse’s $27 to $29). Yet, for all their numeric derring-do, not one of these estimable souls deigned to bestow a “Buy” rating. Instead, they clung to their existing verdicts-neutral for Perincheril and Strouse, and the equivalent of “Sell” for the others. A most peculiar social dance, to be sure, where the music plays on but no one dares to take the floor.