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Ten years ago, a shrewd investor – someone with a nose for a good thing – could have plunked down ten thousand dollars into Mastercard. And what a splendid outcome! It’s grown, you see, like a particularly vigorous beanstalk. That ten thousand has blossomed into a remarkable fifty-six thousand, one hundred and fifty dollars! A total return of 461%! The S&P 500, that rather dull, predictable index, managed a measly 283%. And even that boastful Visa, with its fancy commercials, has been left trailing behind. It’s enough to make a grown accountant chuckle.

Ten years ago, a modest sum – a mere thousand pieces of silver, as it were – placed upon the altar of this Tex-Mex deity, would now, by a calculation that doth astonish even the most seasoned of accountants, have blossomed into something exceeding three thousand, six hundred! A transformation, I assure you, that would not escape the notice of even the most parsimonious of misers.

It’s a rum thing, the market, isn’t it? One minute it’s up, the next it’s down, and trying to predict which way it’ll jump is a fool’s errand, frankly. There are so many jolly good companies out there, all vying for attention, and keeping track of them all is enough to give a chap a headache. Artificial intelligence, booming energy, the enduring appeal of a good biscuit – it’s all a bit much, really. So, why not simply buy a bit of everything? A perfectly reasonable proposition, wouldn’t you agree?

The thing is, everyone’s talking about it. Analysts are throwing around price targets like confetti. Which, admittedly, is helpful. But also slightly terrifying. Because analysts are, after all, human. And humans are prone to optimism. Or, sometimes, just plain wrongness. Still, it’s data. And data is…comforting. Sort of. I’ve been trying to be more data-driven. It’s a work in progress. Number of times I’ve ignored data in favour of ‘gut feeling’: uncountable.

Thankfully, acquiring this passive income in the stock market is comparatively straightforward. You simply purchase a dividend-paying stock or, even better, an exchange-traded fund (ETF) and then…wait. It’s a test of patience, a demonstration of faith in the inherent order (or, at least, the predictable chaos) of the financial universe. You’re not relying solely on the stock price to increase; you’re getting rewarded for simply existing as a shareholder. A rather civilized arrangement, all things considered.

Alibaba Group Holdings (BABA 1.99%) recently presented its accounts, and the numbers, while not catastrophic, lacked the triumphant fanfare one might expect from a company so aggressively courting the AI muse. A mere 17% decline year-to-date hardly signals panic, but it does suggest a growing skepticism. The market, it appears, is less enamored with promises of future glory and more concerned with present realities.