Simple: snatch 1,000 BTC by 2026, then pull a magic trick and make it 6,000 by 2027. That’s right-aiming for 1% of all Bitcoin in existence. Which, if you think about it, is only slightly less ambitious than trying to fence the Crown Jewels. 👑🔗
Apparently, investors are starting to realize that mixing old-world finance with new-world digital assets might just be the ticket to future-proofing their portfolios. On November 3rd, Strategy Inc. (Nasdaq: STRF/STRC/STRK/STRD/MSTR), in what can only be described as an audacious play, announced it’s launching an IPO for a whopping 3.5 million shares of its 10% Series A Perpetual Stream Preferred Stock (STRE), with a very European twist-it’s all in euros. The offering is, of course, registered under the U.S. Securities Act of 1933, because why not keep it classic while playing in the digital sandbox?
Ethereum price failed to stay in a positive zone and started a fresh decline below $3,550, like Bitcoin. ETH price declined below $3,500 and $3,450 to enter a bearish zone, which is basically the financial equivalent of a toddler’s temper tantrum. 😭💸
Bought 66,660 shares of WLY; estimated trade value of approximately $2.69 million based on the average price for the third quarter of 2025
CoinGlass reports over $2 billion in futures contracts liquidated-long traders, ever the optimists, bore the brunt with $1.6 billion lost. Mon dieu! Such folly!
The latest 13F, a document as revealing as a confessional, unveils a portfolio steeped in paradox-bearish gambles on AI’s gilded idols, while new bullish ventures bloom in the realms of health care and energy. A classic Burry, one might say, a man who, like a prophet in the desert, scorns the crowd’s fervor and dares to wager on the abyss. 😏
ADA’s currently lounging at $0.56, which, let’s be honest, is about as appealing as a soggy biscuit. A 6% drop in 24 hours? That’s not just selling pressure – that’s full-on investor melodrama. Market cap’s hovering around $20.4 billion, with daily volume topping $1.7 billion, meaning people are either panicking or just pretending they know what they’re doing. (Spoiler: They don’t.)
The transaction, 18,311,570 shares of Avantor, was no mere wager but a calculated stroke of the pen. Greenhaven’s coffers now brim with these shares, their value unyielding at $228.53 million, as if the market had been instructed to pause its chaos for a moment.
According to Mr. Wall Street’s extensive analysis (read: he’s been staring at charts until his eyes bled), the recent price stagnation and sudden drops are just a fancy institutional tango. 🕺 Yep, those big boys are apparently “accumulating” while we mere mortals panic-sell our avocados to buy the dip. The result? Bitcoin’s eventual climb back to $120K is as inevitable as a hangover after a bottle of Chardonnay. 🍷
Gimbal Financial, bless their contrarian hearts, decided to collect some financial detritus this autumn. Their 13F filing revealed a new 303,893-share position in FALN – bonds so déclassé they’d make a bankruptcy lawyer blush. These are the Wall Street equivalent of thrift store tuxedos: once investment-grade, now reclassified as high-yield “fallen angels” after their issuers tripped the credit equivalent of a fire alarm.