Monday.com: A Slight Dip & Some Thoughts

The question, of course, is whether this is a genuine cause for concern, or simply the market having one of its periodic bouts of existential angst. Let’s have a look.

The question, of course, is whether this is a genuine cause for concern, or simply the market having one of its periodic bouts of existential angst. Let’s have a look.
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AMD is forecasting “strong demand” for its fancy process tech in Q1 2026. Which, translated from corporate-speak, probably means “we’re hoping everyone keeps panicking about AI and buying all the chips.” Honestly, it’s a brilliant strategy. Play on the fear. I respect it. I also feel a little dirty acknowledging it.

Look, I’m not saying ditch your high-growth tech stocks for pepperoni and pineapple. But before you scoff, consider this: while the rest of us are stressing about inflation and the general state of… everything, people are still ordering pizza. Consistently. It’s a comfort thing, a ‘the world is ending, pass the garlic bread’ kind of thing. And that, my friends, is a remarkably stable business model. They held nearly 3 million shares as of September 30th. And frankly, it’s hard to argue with that kind of conviction.

Trading volume rode up to 797 million over 24 hours, up 150% from the day before, according to CoinGecko. The climb followed a 17% rally on January 13, right on cue before the white paper strutted onto the stage like a bragging professor.

I ventured a contrary thesis, positing a more substantial attenuation – a full percentage point. This was not based on the illusion of prescience, but on a recognition of the inherent instability of economic equilibrium. Inflation, a phantom perpetually receding, had begun to diminish, and the uncertainties, like shadows in a vast library, were lengthening. The actual outcome – a reduction of seventy-five basis points – was, as is often the case, a compromise between aspiration and reality. A partial validation, sufficient to warrant further inquiry.

Memory. It’s the one thing everyone forgets they need until it’s gone. In the AI game, it’s vanishing faster than a gambler’s last dollar. Micron Technology (MU +3.28%) is sitting pretty, because they make the stuff. Specifically, High-Bandwidth Memory, or HBM. These chips aren’t just fast; they’re the veins pumping data to the AI brains. Without them, those large language models are just expensive paperweights.

Derivatives are the only game in town, and the traders, oh the traders, they dance to this macabre tune. The price, it soars! XMR, up 81.6% this month, trades above $742, leaving Bitcoin Cash in the dust and nipping at Cardano’s heels. And what drives this madness? No news, no roadmap, no grand integration-just the whims of enthusiasts, flocking to privacy like moths to a flame, while the rest of the market gawks at ETFs and meme coins. 🦇🔥

Now, these hyperscalers – those are the big tech companies, the ones with more money than sense – they’re getting smart. Bypassing the grid? Investing in their own natural gas turbines? It’s like building a fortress against… well, against a potential energy apocalypse! A bit dramatic? Maybe. But it’s good business. And good business for Fluor. They’re the guys who can navigate the permitting process – a bureaucratic nightmare, believe me – and actually get things built. They were even named a top data center constructor by Data Centre magazine in 2025. A magazine! The accolades just keep coming!
According to CME, demand for crypto derivatives is “growing faster than a TikTok trend,” fueled by 2025’s “record-breaking” market madness that saw volumes spike higher than a pogo-stick factory. 📈💥 Institutional investors, aka the suits in the room who suddenly care about altcoins, are allegedly drooling over “regulated exposure” to these cryptos. Because obviously, nothing screams “regulation” like coins that sound like they’re named by a random word generator. 🎲🌟

Analysts thought they’d make $2.98 a share? Please. They made $3.14. $3.14! It’s like they’re deliberately trying to be difficult. Why not just hit the number? And sales were $33.7 billion. A billion over what was predicted. A billion! You know what a billion is? It’s a lot. It’s just… excessive.