Starboard Sells Stake in Match Group as Dating Apps Shift
Starboard’s 7.36% stake in Match Group is still their third-largest holding, which is like being the third most popular kid in class but still getting stuck with the least fun group project.
Tom Lee Says Ethereum Will Anchor the Next Global Financial System
Tom Lee, the Wall Street strategist turned crypto evangelist who wears many hats at Fundstrat and Bitmine, joined Farokh Sarmad on Rug Radio for a candid chat about everything from early stock tips to Ethereum’s eventual dominance of the global economy. Spoiler alert: it’s all about tokenization.
Guardian Wealth Doubles Down on LKQ Stock With $1.8 Million Purchase
In its quarterly 13F filing, submitted November 14, 2025, Guardian Wealth reported this sizable purchase of LKQ stock. It was no small maneuver-$1.83 million is still a decent pile of cash, even in a market that seems to have forgotten what “growth” means. The new position now makes up 2.87% of the fund’s $169.26 million in U.S. equity holdings. It’s a slice of a much bigger pie, but one with a heavy price tag.
SpaceX’s Bitcoin Ballet: A Weekly $100M Masquerade 🚀💸
For two months, this aerospace maestro has orchestrated a weekly symphony of $100M Bitcoin transfers-proving that even rocket scientists crave routine. Who knew interstellar logistics required such chainmail? 📦
🤑 Fed’s Tiny Snip Sends Crypto on a Wild Rollercoaster! 🚀💸
Ah, the Federal Reserve, those masters of monetary mischief, pulled their rabbit out of the hat on Wednesday, slicing the federal funds rate by a mere 25 basis points. The third time’s the charm in 2025, they say, bringing rates to their lowest since the days of yore (early 2023, to be precise). 🧙♂️✨
🌌 Galaxy Invades UAE: Crypto Conquest or Desert Mirage? 🌴
According to a Wednesday notice (because nothing says “we mean business” like a midweek press release), Galaxy will set up shop under the watchful eye of the Abu Dhabi Global Market (ADGM), the region’s financial bigwig. Mike Novogratz, the company’s founder and CEO, claims this is all part of a grand strategy to expand partnerships and operations. Or, as we like to call it, “conquering the world, one desert at a time.” 🗺️
The Dip and the Diver: A Tale of TFI’s Fall and a Counsel’s Gambit
It was as if the universe had conspired to make the numbers dance. Dixon Mitchell Investment Counsel, that paragon of fiscal audacity, had acquired 93,705 shares of TFI International Inc. (TFII +1.09%), a sum that shimmered like gold in the dim light of the SEC’s filing room. The transaction, estimated at $7 million, was less a purchase and more a ritual-a rite of passage for those who believe that the market’s darkest hours are merely the prelude to a grander, more inscrutable melody.
Bitcoin’s Secret Sauce: Why It’s Still Stronger Than Your Grandma’s Rum Cake 🍪
CIO and founder of MNFund and MNCapital, CryptoMichNL, emphasized that Bitcoin shares a strong correlation with the Nasdaq. While Nasdaq continues to show steady resilience, BTC has stalled behind. This mismatch creates a mispricing and market divergence, which is why the path toward $100,000 remains wide open and why the 4-year cycle thesis doesn’t hold up. The 4-year cycle thesis? More like the 4-year “I give up” thesis. 🤯
Rush Island’s Rollercoaster Ride on Six Flags Stock
Six Flags now makes up 0.76% of Rush Island’s reportable assets-down from 7.5%. Imagine if your Netflix queue suddenly dropped from The Crown to reruns of The Office. Not ideal.
The Alchemist of Micro-Caps: A Wildean Ode to Nextdoor’s 100X Gambit
Let us not prolong the suspense – Jackson’s thesis unfolds like a detective novel where the detective is the mystery. He proclaims Nextdoor “the most criminally undervalued agentic-AI platform of our age,” a digital agora where 100 million verified households might one day transact with Wildean epigrammatic efficiency. Imagine, if you dare, typing “I require a plumber who fixes pipes posthaste” and having the platform perform digital sorcery. Low engagement? A temporary indiscretion, not a character flaw.