Bitcoin’s Dismal Dance Below $100,000: A Whale of a Tale! 🐋💸

Ah, the illustrious Bitcoin (BTC), that capricious creature of the crypto sea, has been languishing beneath the illustrious $100,000 mark for a full eight days. Yet, despite its sulking, it remains the grandest of all cryptocurrencies, boasting a market cap that would make even the most extravagant of aristocrats blush—$1.9 trillion! 💰 Whale accumulation, that … Read more

Crypto Market Braces for $17 Billion Token Unlock Tsunami

Analysts say the crypto market should brace for a wave of token unlocks totaling $17 billion by the end of April, raising concerns about devaluation and market saturation. This follows a recent market event that saw nearly $10 billion in long liquidations, further straining liquidity. TGEs and Market Saturation Spell Trouble for New Projects, Analysts … Read more

Hedge Funds: The New Kings of Chaos? 🤯

Hedge Funds: The New Kings of Chaos? 🤯 Hedge Funds: The New Kings of Chaos? 🤯 It seems our old chum, Andrew Bailey, the chap in charge of the Bank of England, has been having a spot of bother. You see, there’s this whole new bunch of financial fellows, the non-bank types, who’ve been making … Read more

Ella Purnell Shocked to Discover Arcane Season 2 is the Series’ Last Chapter!

At MEGACON Orlando, Purnell candidly shared, “Nobody informed me,” regarding the series finale. She disclosed that she learned about this development just a few days before her final recording session, expressing surprise by saying, “…It wasn’t until I read the script, which was just a couple of days before my last recording session. And when I read the script, I was taken aback and exclaimed, ‘What?’