As a connoisseur of cinematic oddities and a collector of the bizarre, let me tell you, folks, this latest movie tie-in merchandise has left me utterly spellbound! I’ve seen my fair share of peculiar items, but a $25,000 replica sarcophagus bed for Nosferatu takes the cake… or perhaps the coffin?
Don’t we all appreciate unique and extravagant merchandise related to movies, especially when it’s not your typical toys, games, clothing, or posters? The ordinary stuff is expected. Funko POPs? Boring! We crave the extraordinary, the grandiose, overpriced trinkets that catch our eye. The best of these items should meet three distinct conditions: 1. Large in size, 2. Expensive beyond belief, and 3. Based on a film that appears inappropriate for such merchandise. Today, we’ve found something that checks all the boxes. You can now purchase a replica sarcophagus bed from Nosferatu, complete with a lid, for the modest price of just $25,000.
This object is astonishingly large; when folded up, including the base and cover, it measures approximately 97.75 inches in length, 36 inches in width, 46.5 inches in height, and weighs a hefty 250 pounds. It includes a custom-fitted mattress inside, which is a plus. But remember, the ancient aristocrat Count Orlok won’t be resting in some flimsy wooden crate or worn-out tin box. And while this replica isn’t made of brass, stone, or similar materials, it certainly has an appearance that suggests otherwise.
The official product detail is as follows:
Experience the ultimate slumber in a life-sized replica of the Sarcophagus bed, as seen in Robert Eggers’ movie “Nosferatu”. Crafted from premium materials such as a wooden base adorned with intricate carvings, these exclusive sarcophagi come equipped with a custom-fit mattress and foam lid for convenient access at dusk. Each bed is made to order and produced in a limited quantity. For further details, please email Nosferatu.bed@focusfeatures.com.
This merchandise has an uncanny resemblance to what you’d find in the film “Nosferatu”. The sarcophagus of the undead count is quite prominent in several scenes, and one in particular stands out as very memorable. By getting this item, you can recreate that atmosphere, or give your room a funereal ambiance – something I’m sure you’ve been longing for!
I’m prepared to overlook anything about this movie because I enjoyed it so much. A blend of austere gothic horror with a touch of erotic and gruesome elements is my preferred style. Therefore, spending $2,256.46 per month for a year to get a full-size sleepable casket in your home may seem peculiar. However, reserve your judgment until you’ve seen the movie, if you will?
Nosferatu rises from the grave into theaters on Christmas Day.
Kyle Anderson, a seasoned editor at TopMob, manages the weekly podcast Laser Focus which delves into pop culture topics. His movie and television critiques are available for your perusal. Keep up with him on Instagram and Letterboxd.
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2024-12-09 23:02