Okay, gather ’round, crypto enthusiasts. Brace yourselves: it turns out that millions of those shiny crypto coins are basically playing hide-and-seek… but, like, they forgot where they hid! We’re talking about over 913,000 Ethereum – that’s 5% of the entire supply – just gone poof! 💨 And if you think that’s dramatic, hold onto your wallets because between 2.3 to 3.7 million Bitcoin – that’s like 11-18% of the supply – are also MIA. It’s like a digital treasure hunt gone horribly wrong, and someone forgot to leave a treasure map. 🗺️💔
Now, what’s behind this grand disappearing act? Well, a delightful mix of lost wallets, forgotten passwords, and user errors. I mean, who hasn’t accidentally taken a detour into the black hole of their own incompetence? 🤦♀️ Oh, and let’s not forget Satoshi Nakamoto’s chillingly untouched stash of 1 million BTC, just sitting there like an uninterested cat at a party. 🐱💤
So, what’s the moral of this tragic tale? If you’re holding crypto, you better keep those private keys locked up tight! Because losing access means those precious pixels are gone for good, and you can’t just Snapchat them back. 🙈🔑
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