OMG, SHIB Could Skyrocket 650% or Just Sit There Like a Boring Potato 🚀🐕‍🦺

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Oh, Shiba Inu. The doggy darling of crypto that’s been more snooze-fest than bark-tastic lately. Its price has been doing the horizontal cha-cha between $0.00001345 and $0.00001190 for what feels like FOREVER (aka most of August). Traders are sitting around like, “Is this it? Is this all we get?” 😴

BUT WAIT. Some analyst named Kamran Asghar has popped up with a chart that might just give us hope-or at least something to tweet about while we sip our third coffee of the day. According to him, SHIB could be on the verge of breaking free from its snoozy consolidation phase and launching into a 650% rally. Yes, you read that right: SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTY PERCENT. 🤯

SHIB’s Explosive Past: A History of Surprises 🎢

Apparently, SHIB has a thing for dramatics. Back in July 2021, it pulled off an eye-watering 1,154% rally after lounging around in consolidation limbo for ages. Then, just to prove it wasn’t a one-hit wonder, it did it AGAIN in early 2024 with a cheeky 501% surge. Both times, it was like watching someone nap for weeks only to suddenly run a marathon at lightning speed. 🏃‍♂️💨

Now, here we are in 2025, and guess what? SHIB is back in its favorite position: chilling in a tight range between $0.000020 and $0.000010. It’s almost as if it’s waiting for the perfect moment to throw a surprise party no one asked for but everyone secretly wants. 🎉

The Dream: 650% to $0.00009 🌟

If history decides to repeat itself (and not ghost us like last season’s trends), SHIB could explode by 650%, hitting a shiny new target of $0.00009. That’s higher than its previous all-time high of $0.00008616, which has stubbornly stuck around since 2021. Analysts are basing this projection on past performance because obviously, when has THAT ever gone wrong? 😉

Of course, there’s a catch. While the dream is big, the reality is simple: demand volume needs to show up like the life of the party. Without a sudden influx of buyers ready to push prices out of their comfy little box, SHIB might just keep drifting sideways, leaving us all bored to tears. 😭

At the time of writing, SHIB is currently trading at $0.00001236, down 3.8% in the past 24 hours. So basically, it’s having a bit of a Monday moment right now. But hey, who knows? Maybe tomorrow it’ll wake up feeling like Beyoncé and slay the charts. 💃

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2025-08-30 01:00