Nvidia’s Next Split: A Dance of Digits and Dollars

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Nvidia has split its stock six times. The seventh split? Maybe. The stock climbed again. The company is worth $4.34 trillion. That’s a lot of numbers. So it goes.

Will there be another split before 2025 ends? Let’s find out. Or don’t. The future is a mystery wrapped in a spreadsheet.

Nvidia’s business is booming

The company is doing well. Revenue rose 354% over two years. Free cash flow went from $5.1 billion to $72.1 billion. Competitors exist—AMD, Cerebras—but Nvidia is the standard. Data centers are rising worldwide. The demand for AI chips is eternal. So it goes.

You might think a stock split would make sense here. But splits are relics, like fax machines or common sense. Hold that thought. I’ll crush it soon.

Why the next split won’t happen soon

The next split won’t happen in 2025. The shareholders met in June. The chance is gone. A special meeting? Possible. Likely? No. So it goes.

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The stock is $180 now. Up 46% since last split. Before that, it was $1,200. A 10-for-1 split brought it down. Then $740 after a 4-for-1. $180 seems small. But 46% a year? Even that might not reach $1,200 soon. So it goes.

Splits: Noise in the cosmic ticker

Stock splits were once important. Round lots of 100 shares. That changed in 2007. Now you can buy fractions. Splits are headlines, not wealth. The value remains. Ten shares at $176 or forty at $44. Same value. So it goes.

Don’t lose sleep over splits. They’re a yawn in the grand scheme. Watch the AI boom instead. If Nvidia keeps its throne, the stock will rise. If not, well—there’s always bingo night. So it goes. 🚀

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2025-08-02 16:33