Nvidia: To Double or Not To Double? (Oy, the Choices!)

Right, settle in, folks. We’re talkin’ Nvidia. (NVDA 2.84%). Now, I’ve seen a lot of stocks in my time – more than a herring barrel, believe me – and this one? This one’s been a schlemiel’s delight. Up 239% in ’23, a tidy 171% in ’24. Even ’25, which was, shall we say, a comparatively restrained year at a mere 39%, is nothing to sneeze at. The question on everyone’s lips, though, is: can it double again? Double! It’s like askin’ if a matzoh ball can float. Possible, but requires a certain… buoyancy.

Look, it won’t be easy. We’re talkin’ about a company already lookin’ at a valuation that could make Croesus blush. But if Nvidia can convince Wall Street it’s worth even more, well, then we’re in business. The problem? Competitors. Always competitors. It’s like a Borscht Belt comedy routine – somebody’s always tryin’ to steal your thunder.

Nvidia’s Hardware: The Top of the Heap (For Now)

Let’s be clear: Nvidia’s graphics processing units – GPUs, for the uninitiated – are the top dogs in the artificial intelligence arena. They’ve got the whole shebang – a complete technology stack that practically trains the AI for you. It’s a turnkey operation. Like a pre-fab bungalow for your digital brain. But even the best bungalows need a little upkeep, and Nvidia isn’t resting on its laurels. They’re constantly innovatin’, launchin’ new gizmos.

Their next-generation architecture, Rubin, promises to cut the number of GPUs needed for AI training by a quarter. A quarter! That’s like gettin’ a free pastrami on rye! And it’s cheaper to run, too – ten times cheaper per token than the current Blackwell generation. Think of the savings! You could buy a whole fleet of yarmulkes with that kind of money!

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Now, all this performance comes at a price. A hefty price. It’s like buyin’ a diamond tiara for your computer. And that’s given competitors an opening. They’re sniffin’ around, lookin’ for a cheaper alternative. They won’t replace Nvidia entirely, mind you. That’d be like replacin’ your mother-in-law. But they can keep Nvidia from gettin’ too comfortable.

Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) is offerin’ cheaper hardware, and their ROCm software is finally gettin’ the upgrades it needs to compete with Nvidia’s CUDA. It’s like a late bloomer finally showin’ up to the party. Then you’ve got Broadcom, buildin’ custom AI accelerators. They design these things specifically for each customer. It’s like a tailor makin’ a suit… for a computer. It can outperform Nvidia on certain tasks, and for less money. A bargain! (Relatively speakin’.)

Both companies pose a threat, absolutely. But Nvidia is still sellin’ its hardware to AI developers all over the world. The question is: can that translate into a doubled stock price?

Nvidia’s Road to a Double: A Long Shlep

Okay, let’s do the math. Nvidia’s currently sportin’ a $4.5 trillion market cap. To double that? We’re talkin’ $9 trillion. That’s… substantial. That’s about the combined value of Apple, Microsoft, and Amazon. Combined! It’s like tryin’ to balance a stack of bagels on your head. Possible, but… precarious.

Wall Street analysts are predictin’ a 52% growth rate for fiscal year 2027, which would bring earnings per share to $7.66. Not bad. Not bad at all. Nvidia’s currently tradin’ at a price-to-earnings ratio of 46. A little pricey, but not outrageous. It’s like payin’ extra for the pickles on your sandwich.

If Nvidia hits $7.66 in EPS in 2027 and trades at 46 times those earnings, that puts the stock at $352.36 per share. That’s close to $9 trillion. If that P/E ratio creeps up to 50? We’re talkin’ $9.4 trillion! So, a doubled stock price isn’t out of the question. It just requires a little… optimism. And a whole lot of money.

Even if it doesn’t double, Nvidia is still poised for a strong 2026. I think investors should load up on the stock before everyone else catches on. Trust me, folks. I’ve been watchin’ stocks longer than most of you have been alive. And let me tell you, this one? This one’s got potential. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need a nap. And a large bowl of chicken soup.

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2026-02-03 04:02