Nikki Glaser hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend and made a bold first impression with her monologue, fearlessly joking about current events and popular celebrities.
Right from the start, Glaser leaned into her own appearance, cracking jokes about her spray tan.
The conversation soon turned to a playful jab at President Donald Trump and his distinctive tan. She joked, “So many pale women are scared to get spray tans, worrying they’ll look orange! Trust me, it’s better than how you are now.” She continued, “They always say ‘I don’t want to look like Trump!’ Honey, that’s exactly why he won!”
Glaser continued, playfully suggesting that Trump chose an unusually dark shade for his tan. She joked that while he didn’t try to match Kamala Harris’s skin tone, the shade he did pick was still obviously not natural, prompting laughter from the audience. She highlighted the oddity of altering one’s skin tone and presenting it as normal.
Later in her routine, Glaser joked about the health risks of tanning. She imagined developing a condition she called “tan lung” from years of spray tans, and playfully expressed her desire to be a spokesperson in a potential class-action lawsuit. She envisioned herself and Snooki, both with breathing tubes, alongside Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who she claimed also suffers from a tanning-related illness. She added that while she’s not a medical professional, neither is he, implying they’re both speculating about health issues.
The comedian made a controversial joke about New York City, calling it “Epstein’s original island,” which was a clear allusion to Jeffrey Epstein, the convicted sex offender. She followed this up by saying people have told her she looks like Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein’s associate, when her face is relaxed.
Nikki Glaser’s monologue!
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The show opened with a sketch featuring Donald Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. It poked fun at a recent incident at the White House where a pharmaceutical executive fainted while Trump seemed calm. Kennedy Jr. was shown running away as if someone was offering him a vaccine, playing on his well-known doubts about vaccines.
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2025-11-09 10:18