Earlier this month, in a gesture reminiscent of an embarrassed club dropping an eccentric member, the much-vaunted cryptocurrency wallet known as Exodus announced it will quietly escort Monero (XMR) to the exit on August 10, 2025. One can almost picture an officious butler, straightening his cuffs, saying, “I’m afraid your time here has expired, sir. Please collect your privacy coins and depart in an orderly fashion.”
After this all-important date, users may weep silently into their silk handkerchiefs, for they shall no longer send, receive, or even gaze longingly upon their XMR balances from within Exodus. But chin up! 🚪💼 Like any proper exile, Monero won’t be penniless—users still possess the keys to their digital kingdom and can, with a dash of savoir-faire, access their secret stashes using other compatible wallets.
Of course, for those keen to avoid the ignominy of being left holding the privacy bag, Exodus has magnanimously permitted transfers to other platforms (presumably those with fewer qualms about Monero’s mysterious ways), or swaps to more socially acceptable digital assets—right up to the fateful date. The company, doubtless wishing to stave off midnight panics and candle-lit vigils for lost XMR, has published voluminous guidance to help users migrate, ensuring no one is left roaming the digital moors, wallet in hand, muttering “Where’s my Monero?”
Better transfer before the doomsday clock runs out—after all, even crypto wallets have standards now. 🕰️🍸
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2025-04-29 14:03