Mind-Boggling Sports Platform Introduces Crypto That’s Mostly Harmless! ๐Ÿš€

In a move that would make the Vogons’ bureaucratic hearts skip a beat (if they had any), Sweet, a platform so complex it makes the plans for Earth’s hyperspace bypass look straightforward, has announced it’s adopting something called SCOR. This peculiar digital token, which bears a striking resemblance to the number 42 in binary, will be unleashed upon unsuspecting sports fans everywhere. ๐ŸŽฎ

The platform, which has more partnerships than Arthur Dent had dressing gowns, is embracing this TON blockchain-based currency with all the enthusiasm of a bowl of petunias thinking “Oh no, not again.” ๐ŸŒบ

Introducing SCORโ„ข on Sweet, a new ecosystem of sports-based mini-games ๐Ÿ‘พ

Where your passion for sports and gaming truly pays off!$SCOR Rewards built on @ton_blockchain

โ€” SCOR (@SCORtoken) April 8, 2025

In what could be described as a feat more impressive than getting a Babel fish to translate sports jargon, SCOR can be earned through various games and activities. Users can exchange it for rewards that are slightly more useful than a towel, but perhaps less essential in emergencies. ๐ŸŽซ

Sweet CEO Tom Mizzone, who may or may not be a hyperintelligent shade of blue, enthusiastically proclaimed their new system with all the confidence of someone who knows where their towel is.

The token supply is fixed at four billion SCOR, a number that coincidentally takes up exactly the same amount of mental space as trying to comprehend the infinite nature of the universe. A whopping 44% is reserved for “ecosystem growth,” which sounds suspiciously like something Deep Thought would have come up with. ๐ŸŒŒ

In a twist that would make Zaphod Beeblebrox proud, users can collect something called “Gems” through Telegram Mini Apps. These Gems are about as useful as a chocolate teapot until the token actually launches, at which point they become marginally more valuable than a signed photo of a Bugblatter Beast of Traal. ๐Ÿ’Ž

And remember: DON’T PANIC – it’s all mostly harmless. Just keep your towel handy and your SCOR tokens closer. ๐Ÿš€

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2025-04-09 18:59