Metaplanet’s Bitcoin Bonanza: 150 More Coins, 100% More Drama 🚀

In a move that can only be described as either brilliantly audacious or recklessly optimistic, Metaplanet has added another 150 BTC to its ever-growing digital hoard. The price tag? A mere $12.6 million, or roughly $83,801 per coin—because why not spend a small fortune on something you can’t even hold? 🤷‍♂️ With a BTC Yield of 68.3% so far in 2025, the company seems to be playing a high-stakes game of Monopoly, except the properties are virtual and the banker is probably a blockchain.

Not content with their current stash of 3,350 BTC, Metaplanet has set its sights on the ludicrously ambitious goal of 10,000 BTC by 2025 and 21,000 by 2026. If they pull it off, they’ll own a full 1% of all Bitcoin ever mined—a feat that would make even Scrooge McDuck blush. Whether this is a masterstroke of financial foresight or a desperate bid to stay relevant in the crypto circus remains to be seen. One thing’s for sure: Metaplanet’s confidence in Bitcoin is either inspiring or delusional. 🎭

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2025-03-24 07:12