Meme Coin Meltdown! 😱

Ah, the fickle mistress that is the crypto market! One moment, Dogecoin is soaring higher than Icarus, the next, it’s plummeting faster than a witless remark at a soirée. 🐕📉

The ongoing meme coin crash, darling, is simply

devastating

. Dogecoin (DOGE), Shiba Inu (SHIB), and even the TRUMP meme coin—oh, the irony!—have all recorded losses so steep, one might think they’d been personally insulted by my latest epigram. 🙊

The broader crypto market selloff, a vulgar display of volatility, seems to be targeting meme coins with the precision of a duchess selecting her diamonds. One might say it’s a tragedy, but I find it rather amusing. 😄

While this drop is, ostensibly, part of the overall crypto market shakeout, profit-taking traders are swooping in like vultures at a particularly dreadful poetry reading. They claim the bearish metrics are temporary, but then, who believes a trader? 🤔

The latest slump in these top meme coins has rattled the market like a debutante at her first ball. The Trump token, bless its heart, led the decline, plunging 13.34% to a paltry $12.42. Before this calamitous crash, the TRUMP Token was enjoying all-time high traffic, presumably because everyone loves a good train wreck. 🚂

The TRUMP token drop signals heavy speculation, which is, of course, the only sensible way to approach anything in this day and age. With over $625 million in 24-hour trading volume, one can only imagine the sheer desperation and, dare I say,

optimism

. 🤣

Meanwhile, Dogecoin price… Read More at [Coingape.com](https://coingape.com). One must always stay informed, even if the information is utterly dreadful. 📰

2025-05-17 12:20