On a somber morning, as frost melted from the windowpanes and the soul yearned—for what, it hardly knew—three tokens, LUNA, HOUSE, and TURBO, wandered the market square, their hats pressed low over anxious brows, each engaged in a private battle between ambition and gravity. LUNA, the operatic child of Virtuals Protocol, had soared, fluttering its wings in defiance: 92% aloft in a mere week, as if it mistook itself for hope itself.
HOUSE, meanwhile, stumbled and pirouetted, down 15% overnight but still clutching at the fringes of 26% weekly gain. Solana’s meme coin traders looked on and nodded, as if recalling a lost romance or a half-remembered poem. TURBO, the eager pupil, spiked 25% in a single revolution of the earth—its volume, like the babble of a boisterous crowd, soared over 200%, making even the most stoic traders spit out their coffee in disbelief.
Luna by Virtuals (LUNA)
- Launch Date — October 2024
- Total Circulating Supply — 1 Billion LUNA
- Maximum Supply — 1 Billion LUNA
- Fully Diluted Valuation (FDV) — $25.9 million
Somewhere amidst the impassive faces of market rectangles, VIRTUAL found itself up 93% in a single week—LUNA trailed, or perhaps chased, with 76% gains. Now the fourth actor on the stage, bowing behind VIRTUAL, AIXBT, and that mysterious VADER fellow, LUNA eyes $0.032 like a winter sunbeam peeking through clouds. Should it burst through, might we witness $0.041? Or will gravity remember its duty and drag our protagonist to the cold embrace of $0.0228, perhaps even as low as $0.0173? Where fate hesitates, uncertainty laughs, vodka in hand. 🤔
We find ourselves in the throes of anticipation. The next few days—those fidgety hours when regret stares out onto the snowy street—will decide if LUNA joins the constellations or tumbles like a forgotten coin down a storm drain.
Housecoin (HOUSE)
- Launch Date — April 2025
- Total Circulating Supply — 998.76 Million HOUSE
- Maximum Supply — 1 Billion HOUSE
- Fully Diluted Valuation (FDV) — $82.52 Million
Knock, knock—who’s there? HOUSE! The coin everyone’s suddenly writing sonnets about. It soared past $100 million in market cap, only to trip over its own shoelaces and take a graceful 15% slide. Born on PumpFun, it now occupies the collective daydreams of Solana meme coiners everywhere—proof that even absurdity can have momentum.
Still, as HOUSE paces nervously near $0.063, it knows the trembling floor gives way at $0.047. Should buyers rediscover their wallets and courage, $0.13—maybe even $0.15—beckon, the siren call of ATH, and with it, the sweet intoxication of collective hype. 🏠🎉
TURBO
- Launch Date — May 2023
- Total Circulating Supply — 69 Billion TURBO
- Maximum Supply — 69 Billion TURBO
- Fully Diluted Valuation (FDV) — $397.69 Million
TURBO, the market’s caffeinated squirrel, leapt 30% this week—25% in one sleepless day. With $282 million in volume, you’d think someone unplugged the circuit breakers, or at least mistakenly swapped crypto for Red Bull. Resistance sits stubbornly at $0.0059 and $0.0063, daring TURBO to vault higher. If support at $0.0047 collapses, prepare yourself: $0.0034 or even $0.00249 yawns beneath, ready to cradle the overconfident.
This, dear reader, is the market: a tragicomedy of striving and falling, price bars flickering like gas lamps in an endless Russian winter, and somewhere, off-stage, Schrodinger’s bullishness either lives or dies, unseen by all but the most reckless.
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