Key Highlights
- Ledger aims to cash in on crypto panic with a New York IPO or funding spree 🚀
- 2025? More like 2025-BILLION in revenue. Who needs coffee when you’ve got Bitcoin? ☕💰
- Hackers stole $2.17 billion this year. Great time to invest in a hardware wallet! 💥
Ledger, the French company that’s basically the Fort Knox of crypto wallets, is plotting a public listing next year. Because what says “trust” better than going public while hackers are busy robbing exchanges like it’s Black Friday at the mall? 🛍️
CEO Pascal Gauthier, the man who’s probably sipping espresso and laughing at the chaos, told the Financial Times they’re eyeing New York for their big reveal. “Money is in New York,” he said, “not Europe. Unless you count the Eiffel Tower’s crypto vault.” 🗼
Meanwhile, Ledger’s 2025 has been a rollercoaster of “wait, did I just make a billion?” moments. With revenues hitting “hundreds of millions,” they’re basically the Elon Musk of cold storage. 🚀
And oh, the timing! As Chainalysis reports hackers making $2.17 billion in the first half of 2025 (that’s more than all of 2024 combined, because why not?), Ledger’s sales have skyrocketed. Who needs online banking when you can store crypto in a device that looks like a USB stick with a death wish? 🔐
Hacks? More Like ‘Hakuna Matata’
Bybit’s recent $1.5 billion heist was so dramatic, it had better CGI than a 2000s rom-com. North Korea’s Lazarus Group, now rebranded as “TraderTraitor,” is busy laundering funds like it’s a Netflix true crime special. 🎬
Ledger’s CTO, Charles Guillemet, warned users to pause transactions after a supply chain attack turned a developer’s NPM account into a hacker’s playground. “It’s like leaving your front door unlocked in a Batman movie,” he said. 😬
The Future of ‘Secure’ Storage
Ledger’s latest moves-iOS apps, TRON support-have everyone saying, “How cute, they think they can keep up.” But with hackers evolving faster than crypto memes, the real question is: Can Ledger keep its users’ coins safe while dodging threats like it’s a video game? 🎮
As Ledger chases its New York dream, one thing’s clear: In crypto, the only constant is chaos. And somehow, that makes Ledger’s IPO pitch sound… totally normal. 🤷♀️
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2025-11-10 11:50