Oh, the grand alliance of TradFi and crypto! A tale of two worlds colliding, with more flair than a Parisian cabaret! 🎩💰
Kraken and Deutsche Börse Deal Rolls Out in Phases 🧩
Behold, the union of traditional finance and digital chaos! They claim it’s to “bridge” the gap, but really, it’s just a fancy way of saying, “Let’s monetize each other’s chaos!” 🤝💸
Together, they’ll trade, custody, settle, and manage collateral-because nothing says “innovation” like doing the same old things but with a blockchain twist. 🕵️♂️📈
“We just announced a groundbreaking partnership with Deutsche Börse Group to bring TradFi & crypto closer than ever.”
FX via 360T is phase one. Derivatives, enhanced liquidity, Embed, & xStocks are next.
Institutional access is getting a serious upgrade.
– Kraken (@krakenfx) December 4, 2025
In the long run, they’ll create a “holistic experience” for institutions. Oh, how thrilling! It’s like a spa day, but for banks. 🛁🏦
The first phase? Integrating with 360T, a “world’s largest foreign-exchange trading venue.” Translation: “We’ll let you trade forex, but only if you pay our fees.” 💰🚫
Next, they’ll expand crypto access via Kraken Embed. Because nothing says “trust” like a white-label solution that’s “secure and compliant.” 🤡🔒
Other plans include Eurex derivatives on Kraken and crypto trading via Crypto Finance. What could possibly go wrong? 🤯
Kraken Files for IPO with US SEC 📜
Meanwhile, Kraken acquired Backed Finance, absorbing its xStocks platform. Because why not turn stocks into digital tokens? It’s 2025, after all! 📈🪙
This came after a “strategic partnership” to expand xStocks. Oh, how romantic! 💞
While filing for an IPO, Kraken’s busy. What’s an IPO? A way to make more money while pretending to be a public company. 🤝📈
In November, they submitted a draft to the SEC. Because nothing says “transparency” like a secret filing. 🕵️♀️🔐
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2025-12-04 19:08