Kiyosaki Declares School Useless-Says Bitcoin Beats Degrees 😱

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It was a cold January morning in 2026 when Robert Kiyosaki, that spiritual wanderer of capitalist enlightenment and occasional prophet of financial chaos, stepped forth from the fog of social media like a man who had seen the future-and worse, had bought Bitcoin before it.

With the solemn gravity of a man who once tried to explain compound interest to a goat (true story, probably), he proclaimed: “To school, O youth, for job security? Ha! You might as well pray to a vending machine.” 🙃

WHY GOING TO SCHOOL for job security is an obsolete idea:

LAY OFFS 2025

1: UPS 48,000 jobs
2: AMAZON 30,000 jobs
3: INTEL 20,000 jobs
4: VERIZON 15,000 jobs
5: MICROSOFT 6,000 jobs
6: SALES FORCE: 4,000 jobs
7: GM: 3,420 jobs
8: IBM: 2,700 jobs
9: BOEING…

– Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) January 4, 2026

And thus, he unfurled his grim roll call of corporate betrayal-a roster more depressing than a Russian winter, more sobering than a peasant’s breakfast. UPS, like a great brown titan, laid off 48,000 souls. Amazon, that omnivorous leviathan, expelled 30,000. Intel, handed 20,000 engineers their hats and a map to nowhere. Verizon? 15,000. Microsoft, Salesforce, GM, IBM, Boeing, Walmart-they too joined the dance of dismissal. 💼🪓

Kiyosaki, peering through his gold-plated binoculars, concluded: “Behold! A degree is not armor. A diploma will not feed your children when the algorithm decides you are redundant.”

So what, then, should the earnest but trembling soul do? Build financial IQ, says our sage. Accumulate real assets. And by real, he means things you cannot lose if your boss sneezes-like gold, silver, Ethereum, and above all, Bitcoin, that digital tulip of the 21st century that somehow refuses to wither. 🌷💎

Bitcoin’s price: The chart that feeds sermons

The crypto evangelists, ever eager for a crisis, found their gospel in Kiyosaki’s tweet. Layoffs! Panic! Uncertainty! Perfect timing for a miracle. “Do not save money,” he cried, “for money is but paper promises wrapped in debt.” Instead, store value-hide it in blockchain caves where no HR department can raid it. ⛏️🔐

At present, Bitcoin hovers at $91,500-down from its fleeting romance with $114,000, like a lover abandoned after a passionate night. Will it rise again? Perhaps. If it breaks $92,000, ecstasy returns. $94,000? Jubilation. $100,000? Parades in the streets. 🎉

But should it falter below $90,000, then sorrow deepens. $88,000-sighs. $86,000-weeping. And if it plunges into the low $80,000s? Then the weak will sell. The strong will buy. And Kiyosaki will tweet: “I told you so. Again.” 😏

So here we stand, dear reader, at the crossroads of education and escape, of certificates and crypto. One path leads to a cubicle with a view of a parking lot. The other leads to a laptop in Bali and a private island made of HODLs. 🏝️💻

Choose wisely. Or don’t. History, like Bitcoin, does not refund lost opportunities.

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2026-01-04 15:58