Is MicroStrategy’s Bitcoin Playbook Finally Getting the Larry David Stamp?

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So, here we go again. Twenty One’s launching something fancy and suddenly, according to these “analysts” – yeah, the same folks who probably can’t predict the weather – it’s this “most-meaningful validation” of MicroStrategy’s bitcoin treasury antics. Incrementally bullish? What does that even mean? Like, “Hey, we kinda like it, maybe don’t sell your stocks just yet.” 🙄

A Potential Catalyst for Institutional Bitcoin Adoption

Now, hold on. Twenty One hits the public market and—surprise!—it’s not like mounting competition but more like a big kumbaya moment for Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin fan club. Apparently, all those big shots who once scoffed at the guy buying Bitcoin like it’s a clearance sale are suddenly thinking: “Hmm, maybe this guy isn’t completely nuts.” For institutional investors, that’s huge—because nothing says confidence like following a guy who treats Bitcoin like his midlife crisis sports car. 🚗💥

And hey, more capital means more eyeballs—and more eyeballs means more demand for BTC, or so the analysts hope. Meanwhile, MicroStrategy’s cost of capital is probably sweating bullets, but who cares? “This is what Michael Saylor believes,” they say, like that’s gonna make your portfolio feel any better.

$550 Price Target and Bold BTC Holdings Forecast

Get ready for some big numbers, folks. $550 price target on MSTR stock because, apparently, TD Cowen’s crystal ball is working overtime. MicroStrategy might end up with 757,000 Bitcoins by 2027, which is roughly 3.6% of all Bitcoin in existence. Yeah, that’s like hoarding 3.6% of all the peanut M&Ms in the world—sounds totally reasonable, right?

And if Bitcoin magically hits $170,000? Then MicroStrategy’s stash could be worth a casual $129 billion. That’s more zeros than I have patience for, and definitely more zeros than my Netflix queue has watched episodes. 🤑

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2025-04-25 02:57