Ah, the mighty XRP ETFs-those stubborn beasts that lure the hopeful even while prices wobble like a drunk on a winter street. Born in the cold mid-November of 2025, fresh from Ripple’s courtroom triumph over the SEC, they’ve already swallowed a hefty $1.44 billion, thanks to the likes of Canary Capital and Franklin Templeton. James Seyffart of Bloomberg, ever the keen-eyed observer, noted that these flows trudged on steadily through the stormy seas of market volatility, propelled mainly by the relentless optimism of retail investors.
Brad Garlinghouse, Ripple’s own ringmaster, waved this as proof of XRP’s destined greatness in the land of long-term payments, boasting $58 million tacked on just in February. One can almost hear the chuckle of the market gods watching us mortals pour our coins into the abyss with a grin and a shrug.
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2026-03-12 16:08