Ah, Monday. It’s a day of new beginnings-or in the case of Intel (INTC), a rather curious stumble. News has just broken that the Trump administration might acquire a 10% stake in the semiconductor titan. One would assume such an announcement would propel the stock into jubilant highs, yet there it is, languishing down 3.9%, as of 12:35 p.m. ET. How utterly predictable, isn’t it? The only thing more certain than market volatility is the market’s ability to turn even the most favorable news into a minor disaster.
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Buy or Sell? A Question for the Ages
If you’re in the business of semiconductor stocks, you might want to consider whether you’ve been caught in a rather awkward dance with Uncle Sam. After all, a 10% government stake in Intel could very well mean that the government’s priorities are now intertwined with Intel’s successes and failures. How delightful. A government-driven interest in Intel’s future may very well come at the expense of its competitors-Nvidia and AMD being the most obvious targets of this peculiar investment strategy.
The real trouble is, while today’s news could very well sour the mood for Intel, it has a nasty little ripple effect. Should the government hold sway over Intel’s fortunes, it stands to reason that the ramifications for rival companies will be more than just mildly uncomfortable. Perhaps, in fact, catastrophic, but why quibble over minor details?
So, investors, if you’re looking for guidance: Sell? Buy? Well, it’s all so dreadfully tiresome, isn’t it? But then, that’s the stock market-forever a stage upon which the most peculiar of dramas unfold. And quite frankly, I suspect I’m getting rather bored with this particular act. The curtain, I imagine, will fall sooner than we think. 🎭
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