How Saylor’s Monday Bitcoin Feast Is Changing the Crypto Feast 🍽️💰
Ah, Michael Saylor-our beloved digital dine-and-dasher-has once again embarked on his weekly ritual of Bitcoin buffet bites. Today’s entrée: another hefty serving of 487 BTC-because, why not? He’s just out here gilding his digital lily, adding to his treasure trove of 641,692 shiny satoshis, with a delicious average price of $102,557, costing Strategy a modest $49.9 million. And yes, he purchased it between November 3rd and 9th-fancy that, timing the dips like a Wall Street wizard with a crystal ball (or perhaps just a very lucky guess). 🧙♂️
He funded this treasure trove with sales from his top-secret inventory of STRF, STRK, STRD, and STRC stocks, the classic “sell high, buy richer” strategy, as revealed by the SEC. Apparently, Strategy is playing the weekly high game-except, surprise surprise, this latest buy happened near a local bottom! Who knew? The charts whisper sweet nothings about a dip, and Saylor seizes the moment. The graph 
His total Bitcoin investment has ballooned to a staggering $47.54 billion, with an average purchase price of $74,079. As long as BTC stays above this threshold, our fearless Saylor stays afloat-probably floating on a cloud of profit. Currently, the company’s treasure chest is worth a majestic $67.7 billion, a cheerful 42% profit despite Bitcoin’s recent bearish tantrums. Who says bears win every time? 🐻🧙♂️
Meanwhile, in the realm of the sector’s not-so-glamorous outflow: US spot ETFs are bleeding red-last week saw a $1.22 billion escape, with almost $800 million fleeing the previous week. The token of the day? “Bye, bye, Bitcoin!” but don’t fret, a recovery is on the horizon, like a phoenix rising from the ashes-possibly after a coffee break. ☕🚀
BTC Price
Bitcoin was strutting its stuff above $106,000 earlier Monday, giving us all the hope of an upward romp, only to take a small gulp back to $105,800. The crypto rollercoaster never fails to amuse. 
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2025-11-11 10:12