How High Will Dash Climb? A Waugh-esque Speculation on Crypto’s Clearest Clown Car

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Key Insights (or at least attempts):

  • Dash’s dubious technical lineage closely mirrors Zcash’s pre-pandemic, pre-breakout antics-so if history repeats itself, we’re looking at a potential multi-hundred percent ascent. Probably.

  • If the celestial forces-aka charts-fail to propel Dash beyond its current humble confines, we might be subjected to a disappointing correction to $69, or dare I say, the $14-$16 abyss.

Dash (DASH), that shimmering beacon of privacy and questionable promise, has astonishingly shot up by over 385% in the last month. A veritable rocket, or perhaps merely a very loud hot air balloon, depending on your sense of humor.

The rally’s uncanny imitation of Zcash’s recent jazz suggests Dash might be preparing for its own breakout, with all the subtlety of a fireworks display on New Year’s Eve-potentially catapulting to heights unseen since the last tulip mania.

How high can Dash go before it says, “No, really, stop”? 💸

Both Zcash and Dash are long-term dance partners in the shape of descending channels stretching back to 2017, culminating in a late 2025 attempt to burst free from the bonds of downward spirals. Nice, if you enjoy watching charts unfold.

ZEC, not to be outdone, broke above its descending channel’s upper limit last September, rallying a staggering 634% to over $390 from a mere $60 in just a few weeks-proof that sometimes charts do throw a party.

The breakout didn’t just sound dramatic; it flipped resistance into support, including the 200-2W EMA (the blue wave-who says charts lack personality), the Fibonacci retracement levels, and all the usual suspects.

ZEC’s RSI (Relative Strength Index) didn’t know it was supposed to stop near 70. Nope, it kept climbing, shouting bullish enthusiasm from the rooftops-an exuberant teenager in the world of technicals.

Meanwhile, Dash is currently perched at the same spot Zcash was just before its meteoric rise-testing the upper boundary of its nearly seven-year-long descent, as if daring the charts to surprise us again.

Compared to ZEC’s recent peak RSI of nearly 79, Dash’s modest 78.7 suggests it has plenty of juice left in the tank. Or, at least, enough for some speculative fireworks.

If Dash manages a breakout above that pesky upper trendline, it could be heading towards the 0.236 Fibonacci level-around $98,つまり、a 400% boost from its current humble perch-a tempting prospect for any gambler with a penchant for the improbable.

But wait, what could spoil this grand crypto circus? 🎪

Every time Dash has flirted with its multi-year descending channel’s top boundary-be it in 2018, 2021, or 2022-it responded with corrections of 85-97%. Yes, the kind of drop that makes you question your life choices.

Now, as it dances around the $98-$100 resistance, a repeat of history looms. Stalled buying momentum might send Dash careening backward to $69, aligning with the 200-2W EMA-happy days indeed.

Or perhaps, in the grand tradition of chart melodrama, it could tumble further-testing the 50-2W and 20-2W EMAs at around $34-an abyss that makes the mind boggle.

In the worst-case scenario, history suggests a full retest of the lower trendline at $14-$16 by 2026-ripping off the band-aid of hope and plunging us back into the long-term descent, like a bad soap opera reaching its inevitable nadir.

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2025-11-03 20:18