Well butter my biscuit and call me SEC Chairman Gary Gensler, because Ripple just swashbuckled their way to victory in court! 🏴☠️ Investors are dancing in the streets (or at least refreshing their Coinbase apps) now that XRP isn’t public enemy #1 anymore. Word on the crypto street is they’re brewing up an ETF – oh you fancy now, huh? And get this – Ripple’s trying to replace SWIFT transfers! They’re basically the Jetsons of money while everyone else is still Fred Flintstone-banking with rocks.
The XRP supply isn’t just dumped like your ex’s stuff on the lawn – oh no, it’s released monthly like a fine wine… or more accurately, like your Amazon subscription to questionable T-shirts. 😅 With all these “serious business” partnerships with banks (who knew banks still existed?), demand might actually go up! Who needs dog memes when you’ve got… banking compliance? (Mel Brooks did musicals about more exciting things, but we’ll take it!)
$5 for XRP? – In This Economy?! 🤨
$5 might sound as likely as me winning an Oscar (wait, I did that!), but let me tell you something – this breakout pattern looks juicier than a matzo ball at a deli. Crypto bulls are charging like it’s Pamplona out there! Though currently they’re testing resistance like my patience waiting for this market to stop being so damn volatile.
The technical patterns here look more promising than a new Blazing Saddles sequel! Though these bulls might take a quick coffee break (and by coffee break I mean a terrifying 20% dip that makes you question all your life choices). The indicators are doing the cha-cha – CMF’s mooning while RSI’s giving us the old “not so fast, partner!” 🤠
Bottom line? If this thing stays above $3 like my pants stay above my knees (it’s a constant struggle at my age), then my friends… we might be in for one helluva show! 🎭
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