At long last, the gala of governmental gridlock takes a graceful bow. The US Congress, in an extraordinary symphony of, let us say, spirited debate, has delivered the final act of the lengthiest government shutdown in history. The stage is now set for that marvellous spectacle, the signing of the funding bill by President Donald Trump. 🗽✒️
Oh, the sight to behold! Hardly moments ago, lawmakers from both houses danced through the masquerade of deliberation. The Democrats sung for more moolah for healthcare and other such scrumptious indulgences, whereas the Republicans, true to form, preferred to jive with the idea of simply reopening the doors first. 😂
“Support this gem of a compromise,” petitions the Administration, patting themselves on the back, while the good President prepares to autograph the scripts of governmental revival over a private dinner attended by titans of industry. A quintessentially dramatic flourish, wouldn’t you say? 🍷🎩
This grand spectacle of bipartisanship ensures that the government’s coffers are sufficiently lined for nearly half a year ahead. Meanwhile, let us not forget those crypto bills languishing because, well, even technology funding must take a seat during such a standing ovation of a political theatre. 🐉💸
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2025-11-13 04:34