Okay, listen up: tokenized gold trading just hit a billion dollars. Two whole years since 2023’s bank debacle, and here we are again. Really? 🙄
Now, as if we needed another reason to complain, Trump throws in some new import tariffs and everyone starts panicking like it’s the end of the world. I mean, come on!
Forget physical gold—now it’s digital! Trade it on the blockchain without owning a real bar, because apparently carrying something heavy is so last century. 🤦♂️
Check this out: Paxos Gold jumps 900%, Tether Gold a 300% leap, and Kinesis Gold? Over an 83,000% spike. It’s like watching a magic trick, only with numbers that make you say, “Really?!” 😂
All of this kicks in right after banks went belly-up in 2023. Now we’re all scrambling to move our money to digital gold like it’s the best thing since sliced bread.
Even the crypto experts are in on it, calling digital gold a great alternative if Bitcoin or stablecoins start acting up. What a time to be alive, right?
Meanwhile, physical gold is hitting record highs, and Bitcoin is taking a nosedive. Classic, ain’t it? 🤷♂️
Tokenizing assets—from gold to art and real estate—is the new fad. So next time someone says it’s all hype, just give them that classic Larry David look and shrug. 😏
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