GameStop’s Bitcoin Bet: From Memes to Millions 🚀

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GameStop, that old video game peddler turned Wall Street darling, has been on a rollercoaster ride that would make even the most hardened carnival worker queasy. Back in 2021, it was yanked from the jaws of bankruptcy by a mob of Reddit traders and meme lords. Since then, it’s been trimming the fat—closing stores, ditching low-margin junk, and generally trying to act like a grown-up company. But now, in a move that’s either genius or madness, GameStop is diving headfirst into the Bitcoin pool. 🏊‍♂️

Why? Well, it seems they’ve been taking notes from Michael Saylor, the man who turned his business intelligence firm, Strategy, into a Bitcoin hoarding machine. Strategy’s stock has soared over 2,100% since it started gobbling up BTC in 2020. GameStop, ever the meme king, is betting it can do the same. After all, if you can meme your way to relevance, why not meme your way to riches? 🤷‍♂️

This week’s Crypto Biz newsletter dives into GameStop’s Bitcoin gamble, the rise of tokenized real estate, and how Bitcoin miners are clawing their way back from the halving abyss.

GameStop: Copying Saylor’s Homework

On March 25, GameStop announced it had board approval to throw its cash into Bitcoin and stablecoins. With nearly $4.8 billion in the bank, the company’s got the firepower to make a splash. That’s a far cry from the $922 million it had a year ago. 💰

Rumor has it GameStop CEO Ryan Cohen got the Bitcoin bug after a cozy chat with Saylor in February. Cohen even posted a cryptic photo of the two, captioned with nothing but the sound of Bitcoin enthusiasts hyperventilating. 📸

Meanwhile, Saylor’s still on his Bitcoin bender, adding another 6,911 BTC to Strategy’s stash, bringing the total to a jaw-dropping 506,137 BTC. The man’s got a problem—a very expensive, very shiny problem. 🤑

Tokenized Real Estate: Miami Vice Meets Blockchain

DigiShares has launched a real estate trading platform on Polygon, because why not? The platform, called RealEstate.Exchange (REX), kicked off with two swanky Miami properties: a 520-unit tower and a 38-unit complex. Because nothing says “blockchain innovation” like luxury condos. 🏙️

DigiShares CEO Claus Skaaning says REX has five or six more properties in the pipeline, with plans to expand globally. The platform’s already licensed in the U.S. and is eyeing registrations in the EU, South Africa, and the UAE. Because when you’re tokenizing real estate, why think small? 🌍

CME Group: Tokenizing the World, One Asset at a Time

CME Group, the big kahuna of derivatives exchanges, is teaming up with Google Cloud to tokenize traditional assets. Using Google’s Universal Ledger, CME aims to make capital markets more efficient and payments smoother. Because nothing screams “innovation” like a derivatives exchange. 📈

CME’s CEO, Terry Duffy, says tokenization could revolutionize collateral, margin, and settlement processes. The company plans to start testing the tech next year, though it’s keeping mum on which assets will be involved. Because why spoil the surprise? 🤫

Bitcoin Miners: Back from the Brink

Bitcoin miners are finally catching their breath after the April 2024 halving, which slashed block rewards from 6.25 BTC to 3.125 BTC. Revenues are nearing $3.6 billion in the first quarter, not far off from the $3.7 billion they raked in the previous quarter. That’s a big improvement from the $2.6 billion low in Q3 2024. 📊

“Miners have adapted to reduced rewards and tighter margins,” says Coin Metrics. Some, like Hive Digital, are holding onto their mined Bitcoin, betting on future price gains. Because when life gives you Bitcoin, you hodl. 💎

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2025-03-28 23:07