Galaxy Digital, that restless beast of finance, has sunk its teeth into the sun-scorched sands of Abu Dhabi, proving once again that capitalism thrives even where palm trees fear to grow. 🌴💸
- 🏛️ Galaxy Digital, that restless beast of finance, has clawed its way into Abu Dhabi’s ADGM, a glittering oasis where crypto dreams are forged in desert heat. 🌵
- 🎰 UAE regulators, suddenly struck by divine inspiration (or perhaps a caffeine overdose), have blessed Binance, Bybit, and stablecoins like divine relics. 🙌
- 🪙 Tether’s USDT, now a “fiat-referenced token” in ADGM’s holy book, can prance across blockchains like a camel in a tuxedo. 🐫
In a world where even sandbanks crave blockchain, Galaxy Digital has planted its flag in Abu Dhabi, a land where oil money and crypto ambition collide like clueless tourists at a camel race. 🏁
Galaxy Digital’s Desert Mirage: A Strategic Pivot
Operating under ADGM, that financial El Dorado where regulations bloom like rare desert flowers, Galaxy now joins the caravan of crypto pioneers chasing Middle Eastern gold. 🐫
Mike Novogratz, the visionary (or madman?) at the helm, declared this expansion “a bridge to institutional demand.” Sure, Mike. We all know you’re just chasing the sweet, sweet hum of air-conditioned boardrooms. ❄️
Hot off a “stellar” Q3 2025 (read: they didn’t lose everything to a meme coin), Galaxy partied with Solana, Cantor Fitzgerald, and Multicoin Capital. A crypto-themed prom, if you will. 🎉
Bouchra Darwazah, Galaxy’s Middle East cheerleader, called the region a “center of capital, innovation, and investor sophistication.” Translation: rich people with fancy toys. 🧠
The UAE, ever the crypto groupie, has welcomed Binance, Bybit, and stablecoins with open arms (and closed eyes). 🎤
Dubai and Abu Dhabi, once known for spices and sand, now trade in exchanges and red tape. Binance, now ADGM’s golden child, will operate three entities-because why have one when you can have three? 🧩
Tether’s USDT, now ADGM’s favorite “fiat-referenced token,” prances across blockchains like a peacock in a blockchain-themed zoo. Ethereum? Trite. Aptos? Exotic. 🦚
Binance, crowned king of ADGM, will juggle an exchange, clearing house, and broker-dealer. A circus act disguised as finance. 🤹
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