Let me paint you a picture, partner. Figma (FIG) exploded onto the stock market like a meth-head at a fireworks factory-UP 250% on July 31. Pure, uncut euphoria. But since then? The crash. Down 52% since August first. The junkies are jonesing, the dealers are checking their watches, and the whole damn circus smells like burnt toast.
Analysts? Oh, they’re still humming the happy tune. Median price target: $69. Pipe dream. FOURTEEN analysts call it a “buy”-the rest? They’re holding their noses, waiting for the rot to clear. This stock’s valuation is a 32 P/S ratio fever dream. The tech sector averages 9. NINETY-FIVE TIMES forward earnings. You following me? This ain’t investing-it’s alchemy. And the gold‘s turning to rust.
Figma’s customer retention? Sliding faster than a ice fish down a drain. From 159% to 129% in a heartbeat. Translation: their golden geese are laying fewer eggs. New customers? Growth halved. And Q3 guidance? A wheezing 33%. This isn’t a slowdown-it’s a goddamn train wreck.
They’ll tell you AI’s the cavalry. BULLSHIT. AI’s the new snake oil, and Figma’s hucksters are selling it door-to-door. Even if the robots rise, this stock’s priced for perfection. Perfection, friend, is a myth. The median target’s a mirage. The real play? $49. A 16% dive. Bottom-feeders’ paradise.
Walk away. Let the lemmings jump. Figma’s a junk bond with a pretty face. Valuation’s a ticking time bomb. And when it pops? The vultures’ll feast. 🚨
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2025-09-26 11:52