Well, well, well! The FDIC and CFTC have decided to play nice with crypto after all. Who knew? As our beloved federal regulators finally come to terms with the fact that crypto isn’t going anywhere, they’re tossing out the old rules like last season’s fashion. Bye-bye, outdated guidelines! 👋
In a shocking twist of events, the FDIC has decided that banks no longer need to report their crypto shenanigans. Meanwhile, the CFTC is treating crypto like it’s just another boring industry. Who would have thought? 🤔
FDIC and CFTC Change Crypto Policies
The FDIC, that big cheese of financial regulators, is having a bit of a makeover. After being the mastermind behind Operation Choke Point 2.0 (sounds ominous, right?), they’re now declassifying documents and changing rules that made crypto feel like a naughty child in the corner. 🙄
Today, they’ve officially revoked a 2022 directive that made banks act like they were in a secret spy movie every time they interacted with crypto:
“With today’s action, the FDIC is turning the page on the flawed approach of the past three years. I expect this to be one of several steps the FDIC will take to lay out a new approach for how banks can engage in crypto- and blockchain-related activities in accordance with safety and soundness standards,” said FDIC Acting Chairman Travis Hill. Sounds like someone’s been reading self-help books! 📚
In a move that’s as surprising as finding a unicorn in your backyard, the FDIC has rescinded the rule that forced banks to notify them of any crypto involvement. Now, banks can frolic in the crypto fields without prior approval. How liberating! 🌈
Since Gary Gensler left the SEC (cue the confetti), all the top US financial regulators have been trying to mend their rocky relationship with crypto. Coincidence? I think not! The CFTC has also jumped on the bandwagon, rescinding two crypto guidelines. Talk about a synchronized swim! 🤷♀️
But hold your horses! These changes don’t mean new policies are being established; they’re just cleaning house. The CFTC’s rule changes ensure that crypto-related derivatives are now subject to the same boring requirements as their non-crypto counterparts. Shocking, I know! 😱
But let’s not get too carried away. The FDIC and CFTC are simply trying to remove the old guidelines that were like a wet blanket on the crypto party. They’re likely to whip up some new ones soon, all in the name of cooperation. In the meantime, this olive branch is a great way to spread some goodwill. Who doesn’t love a little peace offering? ✌️
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2025-03-29 02:41