Ethereum’s Collapse: Buy Now or Cry Forever? 🤡💸

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Ah! Ethereum’s reign hath waned, dear friends, slipping like a jester’s wig in the court over these past two years. Investors, those fickle nobles, now turn their gold away from ETH, favoring the sturdy steed Bitcoin or the fanciful steeds named Solana and XRP!

Yet, comedians—excuse me, analysts—declare this the grandest comedy of errors, a moment most ripe to hoard Ethereum’s ephemeral treasure.

Is Ethereum’s Five-Year Fall a Blessing in Motley Disguise?

The sage Rekt Capital, perched upon his soapbox, proclaimeth that the Ethereum dominance hath tumbled from a lofty 20% in the summer of 2023, down to a meager 7.3% in 2025. Truly, a performance worthy of applause or a dramatic encore of misfortune.

ETH dominance—meaning the slice of the great crypto pie that Ethereum doth claim—shrinks, signaling that merry investors have grown bored or perhaps bewitched by other enchantments.

Behold! Rekt Capital unveileth a mystical chart, with ETH dominance resting against a verdant support zone, as if upon a cushion. History hath shown that from such cushions, Ethereum oft springs anew, prancing with pride.

‘Shall Ethereum reenact this ancient dance?’ quoth Rekt Capital, calling it a “strong buy” signal—for brave souls and jesters alike.

“Since June 2023, the Ethereum Dominance hath descended from 20% to naught but 8%. When it hath kissed this verdant glen before, a gallant return doth ensue. Shall history don its motley again?” — Rekt Capital

Another soothsayer, CryptoAnup, doth chime in, seeing the nadir as a siren call to stockpile ETH ere it doth ascend once more.

“ETH Dominance hath struck its foot upon the floor—prepare thyself for the rebound!” — CryptoAnup

Yet, not all jesters be fools. BeInCrypto’s tales reveal the whales—those gargantuan holders—continueth to shed their gleaming coins by the millions, worth a princely sum of $1.8 billion! This act doth hasten Ethereum’s fall as if to mock the hopeful.

ETH Supply in Profit Sinks to a Miser’s Low for Four Long Years

Beyond dominance, the scrolls of Glassnode reporteth that merely 40% of ETH holders rejoice in profit—down from a staggering 97.5% from the days of December 2024, leaving many to groan in despair.

Venturefounder, the oracle, cryeth out: should profits fall below 30%, a once-in-a-decade buying fest awaits those bold enough to grasp it.

“ETH’s supply in profit is now lower than in the dark days, trading near $800 last cycle. Look upon the numbers, and know this is your cue to act!” — Venturefounder

Moreover, Venturefounder speaketh of Ethereum’s current market value—now fallen to match its “realized value,” a cryptic number that doth often foretell thrilling rallies or bitter regret.

“Peer upon this chart, and ask thyself: to buy or to sell? Be honest, lest folly be thy guide.” — Venturefounder

Despite a dramatic 60% tumble since the glory days of late 2024, Ethereum persists as the throne of the DApp realm, drawing fees beyond a billion gold coins in the first quarter of 2025.

And hark! The grand upgrades, Pectra and Fusaka, loom on the horizon, set to launch with fanfare in May and late 2025, promising swifter networks and perhaps a revival of the court’s favor.

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2025-04-17 12:56