My dear, has the world gone utterly mad? Ether, that darling of the digital realm, has positively soared like a socialite at a cocktail party, climbing a staggering 150% since its April doldrums below $1,500. It nearly grazed the $4,000 mark this week, darlings, but stopped just short—how tantalizingly frustrating! 🥂💸
This dramatic ascent, I’m told, is all thanks to those institutional exchange-traded products and a fresh wave of treasury companies scooping up the asset like it’s the last canapé at a Coward soiree. And one of these firms, Bitmine Immersion Technologies, believes ETH is as undervalued as a witty remark at a dull dinner party. 🍾🤭
Tom Lee, that charming scoundrel, and his ETH treasury firm Bitmine released a presentation on Monday titled “The Alchemy of 5%.” Oh, the drama! The predictions are wilder than a weekend in the Hamptons. 🌴📈
ETH at $60K? Darling, How Divine!
“Many on Wall Street say Ethereum is the ‘biggest macro trade over the next decade,’” the firm declared with all the gravitas of a Coward monologue.
Ether prices are bound to soar again. After all, what goes down must come up, especially in this absurd little world of ours. 🌟🚀
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2025-07-29 07:42