ETH Steals the Show! BTC Cries in Corner 😂💰

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Ah, the fickle dance of capital! While the crypto funds waltz to another week of gains, not all coins are twirling in harmony. Some, like poor old Bitcoin, are left stumbling in the shadows, clutching their outflows like a forgotten toy. 🕺💔

  • Crypto funds feasted again, with billions pouring in like champagne at a tsar’s banquet.
  • Ethereum, the nouveau riche of the crypto world, hogged the spotlight with inflows fit for a revolution.
  • July’s numbers? Already smashing records like a hammer to a capitalist’s safe. 🔨💸

CoinShares, those diligent chroniclers of digital wealth, report that $1.9 billion flowed into digital asset products, marking the 15th week of this capitalist carnival. 🎪

Ethereum (ETH), the darling of the moment, raked in $1.59 billion—its second-largest haul ever. Its year-to-date total? A staggering $7.79 billion, already outpacing its entire 2024 performance. Institutions and retail investors alike are swooning over it like peasants at a royal parade. 👑

Bitcoin (BTC), once the undisputed king, now sits in the corner nursing $175 million in outflows. The second week it’s been outshone by ETH! The old guard is faltering, its dominance slipping like a worn-out crown. 👑➡️🗑️

Solana (SOL) strutted in with $311 million, followed by XRP (XRP) with $189 million. Even SUI (SUI) managed a modest $8 million. But beyond these stars, the crowd thinned. Litecoin (LTC) and Bitcoin Cash (BCH) saw outflows, hinting at a selective frenzy rather than a full-blown altseason. Not everyone gets to ride the gravy train. 🚂🍽️

July’s total inflows? A record-shattering $11.2 billion. The U.S. led the charge with $2 billion, while Germany chipped in $70 million. Canada, Brazil, and Hong Kong, however, decided to sit this dance out, posting net outflows. 🌍💃

Bitcoin’s stumble coincides with its weakening grip on the market, while Ethereum’s rally sparks whispers of an altcoin uprising. The winds of change are blowing, comrades! 🌬️⚒️

ETH Leads the Altcoin Revolt

Ethereum has been outpacing BTC, climbing the ranks as Bitcoin’s dominance wanes. ETH’s market share now stands at 12%, its highest in five years. Trading just under $3,890, it briefly kissed $3,900 today, up 1.9% in the last 24 hours. A true proletarian hero! 🚀✊

U.S.-listed ETH ETFs are outperforming Bitcoin’s by a mile, attracting billions in a three-week streak. The shift in capital and sentiment has the masses chanting: “Altcoin season is nigh!” Meanwhile, Bitcoin, up 0.41% at $118,664, lingers below its all-time high, a relic of a bygone era. 🏰⏳

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2025-07-28 15:46