
Act I: The Entrance of the Speculative Suitor. DSC Meridian Capital, a New York-based suitor of volatile affections, has cast its gaze upon Elme Communities (ELME +0.58%). With the solemnity of a courtier pledging eternal devotion, the fund acquired 543,081 shares-a $9.2 million offering to the altar of potential, as revealed in their November 14 SEC communiqué.
Act II: The Ledger of Losses
Let us consult the scroll of accounts: 543,081 shares, valued at $9.2 million as of September 30, now constituting 1.9% of the fund’s $493 million in reportable U.S. equity holdings. One might marvel at the audacity of a REIT whose shares have pirouetted 60% below their mid-2000s zenith, yet dares to strut upon the stage of valuation as though adorned in new finery. The current price of $17.41-up 10% year-over-year-still trails the S&P 500’s 12% gallop, a tortoise outpaced by a hare of common sense.
Act III: The Theatrics of Transition
| Metric | Value |
|---|---|
| Revenue (TTM) | $247 million |
| Net Income (TTM) | ($134.8 million) |
| Dividend Yield | 4.2% |
| Price (as of Wednesday) | $17.41 |
Observe the tragicomic tableau: a REIT masquerading as a landlord of prosperity, yet bleeding red ink amounting to $134.8 million in losses. Its dividend-a siren song of 4.2%-beckons the dividend hunter, though the melody quavers like a nervous tenor mid-aria.
Act IV: The Portfolio of Pretensions
- NYSEMKT: BKLN: $43.8 million (21.9% of AUM)
- NASDAQ: CORZ: $40.9 million (20.5% of AUM)
- NYSE: VST: $26.3 million (13.2% of AUM)
- NASDAQ: COOP: $22.9 million (11.5% of AUM)
- NYSE: TECK: $22.9 million (11.4% of AUM)
Behold the fund’s favored companions: a coterie of volatile names, each a testament to DSC Meridian’s appetite for the dramatic. This is no staid portfolio of steady earners, but a troupe of players in the theater of event-driven speculation.
Act V: The Satirist’s Verdict
Elme Communities, a REIT in perpetual transition, resembles Molière’s The Imaginary Invalid-ailing yet convinced of its own vigor. Its portfolio, stable as a stage set, boasts 94.4% multifamily occupancy, while rents creep upward by 1.1%. Yet core FFO of $0.22 per share-unchanged from last year-suggests the REIT survives on stagecraft, not substance.
The recent sale of 19 multifamily communities for $1.6 billion? A masterstroke of illusion! The liquidity of $321 million and debt-free balance sheet are props in a play where execution, not rent growth, determines the final act. The dividend hunter might spy value in the carcass, but beware-theatergoers once paid to watch tragedies end in ruin. 🎭
Glossary
13F reportable assets: The financial breadcrumbs left by institutional managers, revealing their U.S. equity crumbs to the SEC.
Assets under management (AUM): The grand total of investments a fund claims to shepherd, though not necessarily to safety.
Dividend yield: The siren song of annual payouts, measured as a percentage of a stock’s current price-a lure for the hopeful or the desperate.
Trailing twelve months (TTM): A rearview mirror’s glimpse of financial performance, often fogged by past missteps.
Real estate investment trust (REIT): A company owning income-producing real estate, legally compelled to distribute dividends like a monarch scattering coins to peasants.
Multifamily: Housing units stacked like actors in a chorus line, each paying rent to the landlord’s coffers.
Position: The quantity of a security held by an investor, often a gamble disguised as strategy.
Redevelopment initiatives: The REIT’s attempt to transform dilapidated properties into cash cows, though sometimes they merely gild the barn.
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