The venerable meme coin, DOGE, experienced a meteoric ascent, soaring past the 10% threshold in the last 24 hours, as if propelled by the very whims of the market’s capricious spirit. Alas, the stars have since dimmed, yet it clings stubbornly to the $0.18 mark, much like a gentleman attempting to maintain his dignity at a soiree where all the punch has gone flat.
However, our sagacious crypto oracle, Ali Martinez, has sounded a cautionary note. He warns that the $0.20 level is a veritable fortress, where a hoard of 11 million tokens lies in wait, ready to pounce. One might imagine the scene as a medieval siege, with investors armed with nothing but hope and a pocketful of coins.
11.12 billion Dogecoin $DOGE were accumulated around the $0.20 level. This now represents a major area of resistance.
– Ali (@ali_charts) November 8, 2025
Such levels, dear reader, are akin to the unspoken rules of a gentlemen’s club-those who have built their positions there may be tempted to cash in, much like a man eager to settle his tab after a particularly spirited evening. If the asset lingers below these thresholds and then returns, they might be inclined to part with their holdings, much as one might part with a hat after a prolonged rainstorm.
The recent surge was no doubt spurred by Bitwise’s deft maneuvering with its ETF filing, which now dances on the precipice of approval, much like a tightrope walker in a circus. One might say it’s a game of financial jousting, with the SEC as the jester holding the lance.
NEW: Asked @BitwiseInvest for comment on the updated $DOGE filing. Their official response?
“Woof, woof.”
Happy Friday!
– Eleanor Terrett (@EleanorTerrett) November 7, 2025
Binance traders, ever the optimists, are ramping up their long positions with the enthusiasm of a man who’s just discovered a forgotten treasure in his attic. Yet, one mustn’t forget the perils of overindulgence in leverage, which can lead to a most unpleasant crash-akin to a soufflé collapsing in a dining room full of critics.
Binance top traders are rapidly increasing their $DOGE long positions.
– CW (@CW8900) November 7, 2025
And so, the tale of DOGE continues, a saga of hope, hubris, and the eternal tug-of-war between buyers and sellers. May fortune favor the bold-or at least those with a well-stocked emergency stash of coins.
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2025-11-08 12:45