Dogecoin’s Back! $1 Dream ON? Or Just Another Meme Meltdown? 🐶💥

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So there I was, sipping my third cup of tea (stress-level: crypto trader during a pump), trying to make sense of Dogecoin again-yes, that Dogecoin, the Shiba Inu of digital chaos, the cryptocurrency that started as a joke and somehow outlived at least three Tinder relationships I once believed in.\n\n

Enter VisionPulsed, crypto’s mysterious prophet in a hoodie, dropping truth bombs (and possibly wearing socks with Bitcoin symbols-don’t judge, we’ve all been there) in a video on November 10. According to him, DOGE has “reclaimed the uptrend,” which sounds like something a motivational speaker would say after a yoga retreat, but okay, I’ll bite. 🍽️

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Will Dogecoin Hit $1 or End Up in the Porcine Pen?

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Here’s the binary take, darling: either we’re on the “road to the bull” 🐂💨, or we’re sliding straight into the “path to the pig” at $0.06 🐷💸-which, let’s be honest, sounds like a rejected children’s book. VisionPulsed, bless his risk-assessing heart, kept it real: “I’m not going to sit here yelling $5 Doge like a maniac on energy drinks.” Thank you, sir. Finally, someone with restraint. (Though honestly, at this point, I’d settle for $1 just to impress my sister who invested in NFT monkeys.)

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Now, forget candles and wicks-this man’s talk is all about firepower. Yes, you read that right. Not market cap, not Elon’s next tweet, but firepower. 😍 And guess what? On every timeframe from daily to 4-day, 8-day, even the mysterious 10-day (sounds like a diet plan), the “firepower is there.” Except the 5-day and 6-day, which are “still resetting”-probably recovering from last week’s emotional trauma like the rest of us.

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And the 8-day? Oh, it’s “just attempting to curl up.” 😳 That’s what she said? No-this is technical analysis, people! But come on, the romance is real when your chart “curls up” before a massive upside burst. We’ve all been there (emotionally, metaphorically… never mind).

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Yes, the two-week picture is “maximum bearish,” which is about how I feel every Sunday night, but wait-back in 2023-2025, similar doom didn’t stop DOGE from suddenly going “YOLO” and spiking like my cortisol at a family dinner. His point? “There’s no rule that says we have to stay down here.” Revolutionary. Truly.

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So, if support holds (fingers crossed, light a candle, scream into a DOGE plushie), the bull market technically resumes. But if support snaps like a Britney Spears marriage? Bear market confirmed. 🐻❄️ Cue dramatic music.

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And while VisionPulsed admits the macro uptrend is broken (RIP dreams), the summer trendline? Still “valid technically.” I know, right? Like how my 2012 fringe was “valid” for five glorious days. DOGE could “move to the top of the channel,” and every time support holds, it’s exploded. Exploded! Like cheap microwaved popcorn, but with more emojis.

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Timing, though? Unknown. No one knows “where the top is”-which is either comforting or terrifying, depending on whether you’re a glass-half-full or glass-half-empty kind of investor. (I’m currently drinking straight from the bottle, so… 🍷)

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Also, that trendy “150-day from the bottom” theory? Poof-gone if we break to new highs. And if we do, the big question becomes: “Where is the top?” Answer: ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

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Bottom line? Watch momentum building from oversold RSI levels, pray the moving average stays respected (like my mum on Mother’s Day), and remember: as long as we’re over the MA, the bull run might continue. 🤞

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Or-plot twist-we deviate, fall hard, and end up on the “path to the pig.” (Graphic novel idea: DOGE: Rise of the Piggy Doom.)

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At press time, DOGE traded at $0.1815. So, not exactly raining Lambos. But hey-if you believe in love, miracles, and questionable financial decisions, maybe the Shiba will shine again. 🌟🐕\u200d🦺

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So there I was, sipping my third cup of tea (stress-level: crypto trader during a pump), trying to make sense of Dogecoin again-yes, that Dogecoin, the Shiba Inu of digital chaos, the cryptocurrency that started as a joke and somehow outlived at least three Tinder relationships I once believed in.

Enter VisionPulsed, crypto’s mysterious prophet in a hoodie, dropping truth bombs (and possibly wearing socks with Bitcoin symbols-don’t judge, we’ve all been there) in a video on November 10. According to him, DOGE has “reclaimed the uptrend,” which sounds like something a motivational speaker would say after a yoga retreat, but okay, I’ll bite. 🍽️

Will Dogecoin Hit $1 or End Up in the Porcine Pen?

Here’s the binary take, darling: either we’re on the “road to the bull” 🐂💨, or we’re sliding straight into the “path to the pig” at $0.06 🐷💸-which, let’s be honest, sounds like a rejected children’s book. VisionPulsed, bless his risk-assessing heart, kept it real: “I’m not going to sit here yelling $5 Doge like a maniac on energy drinks.” Thank you, sir. Finally, someone with restraint. (Though honestly, at this point, I’d settle for $1 just to impress my sister who invested in NFT monkeys.)


Now, forget candles and wicks-this man’s talk is all about firepower. Yes, you read that right. Not market cap, not Elon’s next tweet, but firepower. 😍 And guess what? On every timeframe from daily to 4-day, 8-day, even the mysterious 10-day (sounds like a diet plan), the “firepower is there.” Except the 5-day and 6-day, which are “still resetting”-probably recovering from last week’s emotional trauma like the rest of us.

And the 8-day? Oh, it’s “just attempting to curl up.” 😳 That’s what she said? No-this is technical analysis, people! But come on, the romance is real when your chart “curls up” before a massive upside burst. We’ve all been there (emotionally, metaphorically… never mind).

Yes, the two-week picture is “maximum bearish,” which is about how I feel every Sunday night, but wait-back in 2023-2025, similar doom didn’t stop DOGE from suddenly going “YOLO” and spiking like my cortisol at a family dinner. His point? “There’s no rule that says we have to stay down here.” Revolutionary. Truly.

So, if support holds (fingers crossed, light a candle, scream into a DOGE plushie), the bull market technically resumes. But if support snaps like a Britney Spears marriage? Bear market confirmed. 🐻❄️ Cue dramatic music.

And while VisionPulsed admits the macro uptrend is broken (RIP dreams), the summer trendline? Still “valid technically.” I know, right? Like how my 2012 fringe was “valid” for five glorious days. DOGE could “move to the top of the channel,” and every time support holds, it’s exploded. Exploded! Like cheap microwaved popcorn, but with more emojis.

Timing, though? Unknown. No one knows “where the top is”-which is either comforting or terrifying, depending on whether you’re a glass-half-full or glass-half-empty kind of investor. (I’m currently drinking straight from the bottle, so… 🍷)

Also, that trendy “150-day from the bottom” theory? Poof-gone if we break to new highs. And if we do, the big question becomes: “Where is the top?” Answer: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bottom line? Watch momentum building from oversold RSI levels, pray the moving average stays respected (like my mum on Mother’s Day), and remember: as long as we’re over the MA, the bull run might continue. 🤞

Or-plot twist-we deviate, fall hard, and end up on the “path to the pig.” (Graphic novel idea: DOGE: Rise of the Piggy Doom.)

At press time, DOGE traded at $0.1815. So, not exactly raining Lambos. But hey-if you believe in love, miracles, and questionable financial decisions, maybe the Shiba will shine again. 🌟🐕‍🦺

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2025-11-11 05:15