Dogecoin Whales Gone Ghosting?🤔 Did They Spot a Haunting? Click Before They Swim Away! 🐋💨

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Well, folks, the big whales of Dogecoin have decided to go on a one-way trip to the Bermuda Triangle of crypto. Yes, they’ve vanished! Poof! Gone silent like your uncle after a few too many drinks at the wedding. This has everyone scratching their heads, whispering, “Are they hiding or just taking a very long, very expensive bath?” 🐳✨

According to Ali-yes, that Ali, the crypto prophet who probably sleeps in a room filled with monitors-whale activity has plummeted faster than Grandma’s emotional stability at a family reunion. The last two months have seen these giants break into stealth mode, perhaps hiding because they saw the market’s mood and thought, “Eh, maybe a nap is in order.”

“Whale activity on the Dogecoin $DOGE network has dropped to the lowest level in the past two months.” – Ali (@ali_charts) November 30, 2025

Dogecoin’s been bouncing around like a pinball in a Vegas arcade, stuck between $0.133 and $0.20 since mid-October. The big cheese, that pesky $0.20 resistance, looks like it’s got walls made of copper. Every time Doge tries to leap higher, it hits a wall-literally-and drops back down. Immediate resistance? Ah, it’s at $0.156, just enough to halt Dogecoin’s fiery five-day rise-like a referee at a pie-eating contest blocking the next round. 🥧🚧

Meanwhile, Dogecoin has taken a dive-nearly 19% in the last month-because apparently, the entire crypto universe decided to have a collective meltdown. It’s now trading just shy of $0.15, which is roughly 78% off its historic high of $0.73 back in 2021. Someone wave a flag and call the fire department, because this coin’s feeling a little crispy! 🔥💔

New ETF Launch-The Ticket to Flop City? 🎟️🚧

Oh, and just when you thought it couldn’t get more thrilling, do I have news for you? The crypto world launched its newest spectacle: ETFs! Yes, folks, those magical mystery boxes for institutional investors. Grayscale’s GDOG hit the NYSE stage, making everyone think, “Hey, maybe Dogecoin’s going legit!” Except, it was more of a soft whisper than a loud bang. Their debut volume? A modest $1.4 million-so not exactly the Red Carpet-more like a polite nod on the sidelines. 🏦🐶

Meanwhile, regulators are still playing peek-a-boo with 21Shares’ Dogecoin ETF, like a kid hiding behind a curtain. Because nothing screams “bullish” quite like a sluggish debut and a market that’s already lost some steam. Cheers to progress! ☕📉

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2025-11-30 20:54