What’s with the Dogecoin? It’s like a toddler with a sugar rush! 🐕💰 Rising 5% and breaking $0.25? What’s next, a dog walking on water? 🐕💧 The ETF is “coming soon™” but the SEC’s like, “Not yet, buddy.” 🧑⚖️
Eric Balchunas, the guy who’s probably been waiting for this ETF since the 90s, says “Another delay. Launching next week. Mid week. Prob Thur.” Oh, great, another “next week”! What’s the deal, Eric? Are you running a dating app or an ETF? 💼
Update Part 3: Another delay. Launching next week. Mid week. Prob Thur.
– Eric Balchunas (@EricBalchunas) September 11, 2025
Traders Position for ETF Launch
5% gain? Sure, because nothing says “I trust this” like a 5% jump. The ETF’s like a ghost-always just out of reach. 🕷️
Open interest? Futures volume? What’s next, a dog wearing a top hat? 🐕🎩
Technical Outlook: DOGE Could Rally to $0.39
Double-bottom reversal? Sounds like a bad dating profile. 📉📈 The neckline is near $0.28? What’s the plan if it doesn’t hit? Do we just stare at the chart and hope? 🤷♂️
Momentum indicators? They’re probably on vacation. 🏖️ RSI is 63.1? That’s not a number, that’s a shrug. 🤷♀️
ETF? Retail interest? Institutional? What’s the deal, everyone? Are we just here to watch the train wreck? 🚂💥
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