The pursuit of income, one observes, remains a vulgar necessity. Investors, ever hopeful, seek reassurance in the form of dividend yields, as if a modest quarterly disbursement can somehow offset the general air of precariousness. They pore over payout ratios and cash flow statements, convinced that diligent research will shield them from the inevitable. A charming delusion, of course.
Rather than undertake this tedious exercise themselves – a process akin to sifting through ashes for a spark of value – they now favour the convenience of Exchange Traded Funds. A neat solution, certainly. One merely surrenders control – and a small percentage of one’s capital – to a faceless algorithm, and hopes for the best. It’s a form of outsourcing anxiety, and quite popular these days.
Two such offerings, the Vanguard High Dividend Yield Index Fund ETF (VYM +0.11%) and the Invesco S&P 500 Pure Value ETF (RPV +0.27%), are currently enjoying a degree of favour. Let us examine them, not with optimism, but with a degree of detached amusement.
Vanguard High Dividend Yield Index Fund ETF
The Vanguard offering, as its name suggests, promises a yield of 2.4%. More than double the S&P 500 average, we are informed. A triumph of marketing, or merely a reflection of the underlying desperation? The expense ratio, a negligible 0.06%, is presented as a virtue. As if sixty dollars saved on a hundred thousand dollar investment will materially alter one’s fate. Still, one must admire the efficiency of it all.
Diversification, we are told, is a key benefit. Over five hundred stocks, spanning various sectors. Financials, technology, healthcare, industrials – the usual suspects. Blue chip names like ExxonMobil, JPMorgan Chase, and Procter & Gamble, pillars of a crumbling empire. One imagines their board meetings are models of quiet desperation. The fund has exhibited a beta of 0.76 over five years, suggesting a degree of stability. A comforting thought, if one believes that stability is actually achievable.
Over the past year, the fund has risen by 12%, slightly underperforming the S&P 500. A minor setback, one assumes. The total return, at 14.2%, is marginally better. These figures, of course, are subject to the whims of the market, and should be treated with the appropriate skepticism.
Invesco S&P 500 Pure Value ETF
The Invesco offering, with a yield of 2.5%, is presented as another attractive option. Smaller in scope, with a mere 123 holdings. And, naturally, a higher expense ratio of 0.35%. One suspects that the fees are merely absorbed into the general fog of financial transactions. But the fund, we are told, carefully selects stocks using a scoring system. A scoring system! As if value can be quantified. It’s a comforting illusion.
Ford Motor Company, Humana, and Tyson Foods are among its top holdings. Solid, dependable companies, one might say. Or merely relics of a bygone era. The largest holding accounts for only 2%, which is reassuring. A degree of diversification, at least. The fund invests heavily in financials, healthcare, consumer staples, and materials. Stable sectors, one presumes. Technology accounts for less than 2%. A wise precaution, perhaps. Or a missed opportunity.
Over the past year, the ETF has risen by 15.5%, with a total return of 17.4%. A solid performance, one concedes. A dependable income-generating investment, for those who insist on such things. But let us not mistake stability for security. The market, as always, has the final say.
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