My dear connoisseurs of the absurd, prepare yourselves for a most unconventional affair!
The illustrious asset manager 21Shares has announced, with the flair of a dandy, a groundbreaking tryst with the enigmatic House of Doge. In a press release that might rival any scandal in society, they declared that the DOGE ETP—most wondrously endorsed by the venerable Dogecoin Foundation—shall soon parade upon the esteemed SIX Swiss Exchange. How exquisitely modern! 🐶💼
DOGE ETP: Your Gateway to an Eccentric Crypto Carnival, Proclaims the President
On the memorable day of April 9, 2025, 21Shares, in a display of audacity akin to a clever remark at a society ball, unveiled their strategic liaison with the House of Doge. Thus was born the Dogecoin ETP, proudly tagged with the ticker DOGE. The ever-dashing Duncan Moir, President of 21Shares—a gentleman with both wit and taste—asserted that this marvel is the “most direct and accessible passage to indulge in the delightful Dogecoin ecosystem.” 😏👌
And as if one revelatory announcement were not enough, Mr. Moir also wittily conceded that Dogecoin is an asset “more than a cryptocurrency.” Rather, it is the living, breathing symbol of a cultural and financial revolution that continues to seduce the hearts and purses of the mainstream. One must admire such audacity! 🎩💰
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