Cryptocurrency Carnage in Jakarta! Buckle Up, Binance Barons! 💸🐒

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Permit me to elucidate, gentle reader, of a most extraordinary situation afoot at the Binance establishment-a cryptocurrency exchange of such vastness it could swallow a nautilus whole. They propose to add 31 trading pairs, like the addition of new characters to a Blandings Castle fête, albeit with coins instead of cows.

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Now, while the bustling streets of Jakarta may seem a far cry from the refined drawing rooms of Belgravia, the Indonesian clientele appear to be in the ascendant, treated with the solicitous care one reserves for a pugnacious but beloved aunt.

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Binance’s Grand Masquerade of Pairs

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On the 27th of November, the first wave of novelty shall descend upon Binance Spot, with HBAR, MANTA, SCR, and WLD parading alongside IDR like a peacock in formal attire. One might assume IDR, the Indonesian Rupiah, is the host of the evening, hosting these crypto enthusiasts at a currency-backed soirée.

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Then, on the 29th, a second and third wave of pairs will descend, including ADA, BTC, DOGE, and XRP, as if Binance were determined to make the entire zoo of cryptocurrencies burst forth in a glittering cascade of speculation.

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One wonders if IDR is merely the hostess or the glittering jewel of the party, allowing her guests to dance freely without the tedium of converting funds through the US dollar’s awkward chaperone. A most convenient arrangement, one might say, though perhaps lacking the drama of a Victorian intrigue.

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Indonesia, it seems, is a crypto titan of no little moment, ranking seventh in global adoption, a feat that would make Mr. Psmith himself gape in astonishment. What self-respecting cryptocurrency wouldn’t wish to dance in Jakartia’s ballroom?

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As for the market’s reaction? The affected tokens remain as calm as a retired Longbourn maid, showing minimal volatility. Binance, it appears, has become the toast of the town for initiating pumps, but this expansion is more of a genteel afternoon tea than a barnstorming gala. One suspects the real drama lies elsewhere.

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The Ouster of Outdated Tokens

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Meanwhile, Binance has decided to excise certain trading pairs from the ledger, a move as brusque as a refusal of a dance at the London season. The BMT/FDUSD, GMT/BTC, ME/BTC, and TOWNS/FDUSD pairs shall be sent packing on the 28th, their presence deemed as welcome as a midday thunderclap and a smell of burnt toast.

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“The delisting, one might suppose, is a mere reshuffling of the cards in a well-established game. Tokens may still prance alongside their partners elsewhere, though the dance now lacks the razzle-dazzle of the Binance band.”

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Last month saw the termination of services with Flamingo (FLM), Kadena (KDA), and Perpetual Protocol (PERP), each of which nosedived with the grace of a tea-cozy in a thunderstorm. After all, what self-serious investor wishes to see their holdings delisted from Binance’s gilded ledger? One would have less interest in a deflated balloon.

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Cryptocurrency Carnage in Jakarta! Buckle Up, Binance Barons! 💸🐒Cryptocurrency Carnage in Jakarta! Buckle Up, Binance Barons! 💸🐒

Permit me to elucidate, gentle reader, of a most extraordinary situation afoot at the Binance establishment-a cryptocurrency exchange of such vastness it could swallow a nautilus whole. They propose to add 31 trading pairs, like the addition of new characters to a Blandings Castle fête, albeit with coins instead of cows.

Now, while the bustling streets of Jakarta may seem a far cry from the refined drawing rooms of Belgravia, the Indonesian clientele appear to be in the ascendant, treated with the solicitous care one reserves for a pugnacious but beloved aunt.

Binance’s Grand Masquerade of Pairs

On the 27th of November, the first wave of novelty shall descend upon Binance Spot, with HBAR, MANTA, SCR, and WLD parading alongside IDR like a peacock in formal attire. One might assume IDR, the Indonesian Rupiah, is the host of the evening, hosting these crypto enthusiasts at a currency-backed soirée.

Then, on the 29th, a second and third wave of pairs will descend, including ADA, BTC, DOGE, and XRP, as if Binance were determined to make the entire zoo of cryptocurrencies burst forth in a glittering cascade of speculation.

One wonders if IDR is merely the hostess or the glittering jewel of the party, allowing her guests to dance freely without the tedium of converting funds through the US dollar’s awkward chaperone. A most convenient arrangement, one might say, though perhaps lacking the drama of a Victorian intrigue.

Indonesia, it seems, is a crypto titan of no little moment, ranking seventh in global adoption, a feat that would make Mr. Psmith himself gape in astonishment. What self-respecting cryptocurrency wouldn’t wish to dance in Jakartia’s ballroom?

As for the market’s reaction? The affected tokens remain as calm as a retired Longbourn maid, showing minimal volatility. Binance, it appears, has become the toast of the town for initiating pumps, but this expansion is more of a genteel afternoon tea than a barnstorming gala. One suspects the real drama lies elsewhere.

The Ouster of Outdated Tokens

Meanwhile, Binance has decided to excise certain trading pairs from the ledger, a move as brusque as a refusal of a dance at the London season. The BMT/FDUSD, GMT/BTC, ME/BTC, and TOWNS/FDUSD pairs shall be sent packing on the 28th, their presence deemed as welcome as a midday thunderclap and a smell of burnt toast.

“The delisting, one might suppose, is a mere reshuffling of the cards in a well-established game. Tokens may still prance alongside their partners elsewhere, though the dance now lacks the razzle-dazzle of the Binance band.”

Last month saw the termination of services with Flamingo (FLM), Kadena (KDA), and Perpetual Protocol (PERP), each of which nosedived with the grace of a tea-cozy in a thunderstorm. After all, what self-serious investor wishes to see their holdings delisted from Binance’s gilded ledger? One would have less interest in a deflated balloon.

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2025-11-27 08:03