In the grand tradition of rich people doing rich people things, Changpeng Zhao, the Binance bigwig, has decided to sprinkle some crypto fairy dust over Thailand and Myanmar. Because what’s a better use of digital gold than rebuilding actual, you know, houses? π π°
In a social media post that’s sure to make your heart and wallet feel all warm and fuzzy, Zhao sent his “thoughts and prayers” to Thailand (because thoughts and prayers always fix everything, right?) before announcing his grand plan to sprinkle the cash fairy dust. No middleman? No problem. Binance and Binance Thailand are rolling up their sleeves and getting their hands dirty. Or at least, their money is.
As the dust settles, the death toll has hit 144, with rescue teams pulling off superhero moves to dig people out from under the rubble. The quake struck with the precision of a Swiss watch, right around 1:20 PM local time, because earthquakes are nothing if not punctual. Myanmar’s big cheese, Min Aung Hlaing, is now on a global scavenger hunt for more help. π¦ΈββοΈπΉ
Enter cryptocurrency, the knight in shining blockchain armor, ready to save the day with its superpowers of speed and low fees. Remember 2023 when crypto saved the day after the Turkey-Syria shake-up and the Maui wildfires? It’s like the superhero that never gets invited to the Justice League, but always shows up to save the day. π¦ΈββοΈπ₯
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2025-03-29 15:24