Alright, folks, set your watches and hide your wallets—history says Q2 is when crypto goes bananas! Bitcoin likes to do a little two-step up past 25%, and Ethereum—well, it’s out there doing high kicks with more than 60%. Meanwhile, everyone’s biting their nails over Trump’s tariffs, but guess what? The markets gave that drama an Uber and are now back where they started, holding Liberation Day party hats. 🚀
The market already tossed out the over-leveraged folks—y’know, the ones who think up is the only direction. The “longs” got wiped harder than a toddler’s nose at a snot convention. Now, with the Bitcoin dominance meter puffing up like it ate too much matzo ball soup, there’s talk of a rally that could only be stopped by kryptonite or the IRS. When BTC flashes a possible pullback, you know what that means—altcoins get ready to party! 🪩
But here’s the kicker: Bitcoin dominance is rising, but not like before where it flew up and down like my Aunt Sadie’s blood pressure watching crypto charts. This time? It’s on the stairmaster, making higher highs and lows, acting all dignified. And the volume? Oy vey, it’s spiking just like when BTC dominance hit 70% in 2021 and nosedived harder than my hopes of fitting into skinny jeans. If it gets rejected here, get your popcorn—Altseason rolls out the red carpet. If BTC breaks above resistance, though, we’re talking another bumpy ride to resistance at 71.36%—72.7%. Hang onto your hat.
When’s Altseason 3.0? You Got a Crystal Ball?
Altcoin charts are dressed up and doing the same routine they did in the legendary 2017-18 Altseason. Back then, Trump was tweeting, Q1 was a snoozefest, and altcoins only woke up in Q2—just like this year. The FED and China? They were sitting this dance out, none of that Quantitative Easing cha-cha-cha. So now, with QE turned up to “party mode,” all signs point to a marathon rally from Q2, with one heck of a blow-off top in Q1, 2026. That’s right, just enough time to learn what half these coins actually do. 🙃
Will you look at this? The altcoin market cap for 2016, 2020, and 2024—it’s déjà vu but with more emojis. Every time this pattern shows up, someone somewhere screams “bull run!” Could we hit $5 trillion market cap by early 2026? Well, if patterns mean anything and history rhymes (and sometimes burps), these altcoins are warming up their moon shoes for Altseason 3.0. So, strap in, grab your favorite stress ball, and maybe say a little prayer to Satoshi. 📈💸
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2025-05-05 21:22