Crypto Madness: Liquidations,LOL & Machi’s Reign of Chaos! 😂🤡

Ah, the grand spectacle of our beloved decentralized circus! Behold Aster, that charming little platform, now daring to dip its toes into the perilous waters of crypto’s most degen hobby: rewarding folks for getting utterly rekt. Yes, dear reader, they have unveiled “Machi mode,” a feature that praises traders for experiencing the thrill of liquidation. Truly, what’s life without a bit of financial agony sprinkled with points and praise? 🎉💸

Set to leap into the wilds next week, this glorious update pays homage to none other than Machi Big Brother – Jeffrey Huang, who’s apparently traded his musical talents for the hazardous thrill of high-stakes crypto busts. A real virtuoso of the tumble, that one. With a nod to his notorious liquidations, Aster cheers him: “You get liquidation points for getting rekt,” they say, as if it’s some sort of badge of honor. Bravo! 🏅🤪

One wise trader chuckled, “Love the machi mode energy, can’t wait to get rekt and earn points.” Admirable enthusiasm! Meanwhile, another sarcastic soul exclaimed, “Only in crypto do liquidations become a feature.” How poetic! It’s like turning the agony of losing into a badge – a badge worn proudly by those who thrive on chaos. Here’s to the true avant-garde of financial masochism! 🍾😂

Machi Big Brother – the undisputed liquidation king (or perhaps just the court jester)

According to the ever-reliable Lookonchain, Machi Big Brother has racked up a staggering 71 liquidations since November 1st. Yes, 71! A record that makes even the boldest degens giggle in disbelief. Second place? James Wynn, who’s gotten ‘only’ 26, and old Andrew Tate, with a mere 19-well, at least he’s consistent in losing! Cheers to high-risk bragging rights, ladies and gentlemen. 🥂🤡

Meanwhile, in the grand tradition of crypto overreach, September saw Hyperliquid’s “0xa523” surpass Wynn as the biggest whale of losses-over $40 million in less than a month. Imagine the salt and tears! Wynn, not to be outdone, went MIA, changing his bio to “broke,” leaving us all wondering if he’s just playing a cruel game with fate or genuinely cash-strapped. He’s back now, clutching some high-risk positions, proving that denial is a river in crypto’s desert of losses. 🏝️💸

Hyperliquid boldly announces HIP-3 “growth mode” – because who doesn’t love a good fee cut?

Enter Hyperliquid, our daring rival, unveiling HIP-3 “growth mode.” This allows reckless developers and traders to start new markets without asking permission-because who likes bureaucracy? The fees? Reduced by more than 90%. Yes, from a staggering 0.045% down to a mere 0.0045% or even lower. Now everyone can pretend they’re creating “the next big thing” without needing a license or a prayer. 🚀🔥

What’s more delightful? No approval needed, just a dash of bravery – or foolishness – to activate growth mode on distinct assets, avoiding overlap with existing markets. Lock-in period? Just 30 days, enough time for some chaos and perhaps a few more liquidations. Truly, the crypto world’s version of a free-for-all. Buckle up, enjoy the ride, and remember: in this carnival, the more you lose, the more you giggle! 🎪🤹‍♂️

2025-11-19 15:35

Machi Big Brother – the undisputed liquidation king (or perhaps just the court jester)

Hyperliquid boldly announces HIP-3 “growth mode” – because who doesn’t love a good fee cut?

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