Bullish, the crypto exchange with enough Peter Thiel mojo to power a spaceship, just strut its stuff on the NYSE on August 13, 2025, and no, this isn’t another Elon Musk stunt. They bagged a whopping $1.1 billion with their IPO. Yes, billion-with a “B.” Somebody get these guys a trophy for Most Dramatic Entrance! 🏆🎭
So, The opening bell rings and-Hollywood style-shares burst onto the scene at $90. That’s a 143% jump for anyone still crunching numbers on an abacus. During trading, the shares moonwalked up to $118. Then they waltzed back to reality and closed at $70. Altogether? A 90% gain. Market cap? $10 billion. The Wolf of Wall Street is somewhere, quietly sobbing into his martini. 🍸🐺
If this feels like déjà vu, that’s because Bullish tried the ol’ SPAC trick in 2021-but this time they skipped the shortcuts and brought their tap-dancing shoes. Institutional big shots are jumping into crypto faster than you can say “blockchain.” Bullish calls itself a cocktail of DeFi protocols and centralized security-because why not have your cake and eat it, with a bodyguard present? The street is eating it up. More high-profile IPOs keep rolling in, so if your grandma isn’t trading NFTs by Christmas, she’s just not trying hard enough. 💰🤷♂️
For more on this blockbuster, grab your popcorn and check out the show here. Remember: on Wall Street, even your laces need to be bullish. 🥳📈
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