In a turn of events that could only be described as a plot twist worthy of a second-rate detective novel, the cryptocurrency exchange eXch has decided to hang up its digital boots and close its services by May 1, 2025. This decision comes hot on the heels of some rather unsavory allegations that they were, shall we say, a tad too accommodating to the notorious Lazarus Group of North Korea, who apparently fancied eXch as their personal laundromat for a cool $35 million pilfered from the Bybit exchange. 🕵️♂️💰
According to a rather dramatic statement from eXch, the management team, in a show of hands that must have resembled a rather chaotic game of charades, voted overwhelmingly in favor of what they charmingly termed “cease and retreat” operations. One can only imagine the scene: a group of executives, perhaps with a hint of panic in their eyes, deciding that it might be best to skedaddle rather than face the music. 🎭
Initially, eXch was as defiant as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs, vehemently denying any involvement with the Lazarus hackers. However, as the proverbial cat was let out of the bag, they begrudgingly admitted to handling a “minor portion” of the ill-gotten gains from the February escapade. It’s like saying you only borrowed a spoon when you’ve actually taken the entire cutlery set! 🍴
In their closing notice, the management made a valiant attempt to assure users of their commitment to privacy, while simultaneously throwing shade at other exchanges for their “nonsensical” rules regarding money laundering. One can only wonder if they were hoping for a round of applause or perhaps a sympathetic nod from the audience. 👏
As for the Lazarus Group, they’ve been making headlines since their rather audacious heist in February 2022, which has led the FBI to point fingers at North Korea for their alleged role in the $1.5 billion digital asset caper. It seems that in the world of cryptocurrency, the only thing more volatile than the market is the cast of characters involved! 🎢
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