Ah, September—the month of dying summers and the birth of deadlines as inevitable as the falling leaves. In the muffled sanctuary of Capitol Hill, Senator Tim Scott—his brow furrowed as if deciphering Dostoevsky rather than digital ledgers—pronounced to Bo Hines, crypto whisperer of the White House: “We shall finish by September 30.” Tim’s confidence held the weight of a man who believes the sun will rise on federal bureaucracy, no matter how often it snoozes its alarm. 😏
The new target, fashionably late compared to the impatient flick of President Trump’s wrist, trailed behind the August deadline like an underachieving stablecoin. We might chuckle, because in Washington, schedules bend like birch trees under sudden storms—sometimes the wind is just hot air from the latest press release. Even Senator Cynthia Lummis, erstwhile prophetess of “end of year,” crumpled her calendar in the face of Scott’s chairmanship. “‘Yes, sir. You’re the chairman; we’ll do as you wish.’” Could compliance sound any more poetic, or is it just the echo of bureaucracy’s resigned sigh?
The tapestry of this legislation unfolds in two grand panels: on one side, the silhouette of the crypto market—shadowy, alluring, marshaled by unseen hands; on the other, stablecoins tethered to the dollar, but secretly longing for the wild volatility of their cousins. Ah, the fate of digital tokens: to be stable, one must first survive Congressional indecision. 😂
As the Senate waved the GENIUS Act through its hallowed halls, Scott and Trump locked arms in symbolic agreement: “Quick, send it to the president, and let not another sunrise pass!” To which one imagines the bill itself peeking around the corner, asking, “Are we there yet?”
Bo Hines delivered nods of approval, the kind exchanged at awkward weddings—everyone agrees, everything is clear, and underneath, the band quietly prays someone will start dancing before midnight. Unfortunately, the House remains the sullen relative, quietly mumbling about “more things to fix.” Representative French Hill emerged, sleeves rolled, “The bills—they clash, they grind. Like dueling pianists with wildly different keys.” ⏳
And the Agriculture Committee, ever the late arrival to the ball, remains somewhere in the fields, reading last year’s invitations. For now, the only thing moving swiftly is time itself, and perhaps, the rising price of digital regret.
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