On a day when the digital tumbleweeds rolled extra hard through the dust-choked valleys of Wall Street, Bitcoin’s spot ETFs coughed up $870 million like a dying prospector spitting dust-second-biggest withdrawal ever, if you’re scoring at home. Ethereum, never one to miss a pity party, tossed $260 million into the void too, marking three days straight of “hold my beer” energy. But lo! Solana, the scrappy underdog with a chrome-plated grin, lured $1.49 million into its camp, the only crypto ETF sector still whistling a happy tune while the rest of the wagon train catches fire. Investors, ever the loyal companions, began their exodus faster than you can say “blockchain,” leaving analysts scratching their heads like they’d just read Moby Dick’s sequel: “Why’d It Have to Be Whales?” 🌾🕵️♂️💸
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2025-11-14 09:42